Houston Astros

The Houston Astros are a Major League Baseball team based in Houston, Texas. They are in the American League West Division but were previously in the National League Central Division.

Founded: 1962 (National League expansion)
Formerly known as: Houston Colt .45s (1962-1964). The team changed its name to the Astros when it began playing in the Astrodome in 1965.
Home ballpark: Minute Maid Park, Houston (formerly known as Astros Field and Enron Field)
Former ballparks: Colt Stadium, Houston Astrodome
Uniform colors: Orange and blue
Logo design: Orange star with a white H on the cap and the word "Astros" on the jersey in a block font

(Note: All achievements before 2012 were in the National League, all achievements 2013 and later were in the American League)
Wild Card titles won (4): 2004, 2005, 2015, 2020
Division titles won (13): 1980, 1981, 1986, 1997, 1998, 1999, 2001, 2017, 2018, 2019, 2021, 2022, 2023
Pennants won (5): 2005, 2017, 2019, 2021, 2022
World Series championships won (2): 2017, 2022
Retired numbers: 5, 7, 24, 25, 32, 33, 34, 40, 49, 42
Hall of Fame inductees: Craig Biggio, Jeff Bagwell, Nolan Ryan, Joe Morgan, Randy Johnson, Iván Rodríguez, Don Sutton, Nellie Fox, Leo Durocher, Eddie Mathews, Robin Roberts
Main Rivals: Los Angeles Dodgers, New York Yankees, Texas Rangers, Atlanta Braves, Washington Nationals
Historical Rivalries: St. Louis Cardinals, Chicago Cubs
(This is an updated version of the definition made by CubbiesSwallow in 2005)
The Houston Astros own the New York Yankees in the playoffs!
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Astro

Astro is an amazing person. They're smart, cute and such a great friend. They are also very pretty and they have beautiful eyes. Astro is a gamer and enjoys playing gun games and they watch horror stuff. Everyone should have a friend named Astro because it's a great experience being friend with one.
person 1: do you know any people named Astro?
person 2: yes, i do! they're an amazing friend.
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Astro

A hot darkskin with curves
Often times people nicknamed Astro are very smart.
"Wow Astro is so hot man!"
"Right wish I was them!"
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Astro

the edgiest person on the planet
Person 1: That guy is such an Astro
Person 2: Ikr
by Astroxus December 27, 2017
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Astro

"Astro" a Lesbian femboy named "Astrodiax" her name is Astro and she has a tiktok
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"astro is a femboy"
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ASTRO

A South Korean boy band formed by Fantagio Entertainment who debuted in 2016. It is composed of six members: MJ, Jinjin, Cha Eun-woo, Moonbin, Rocky, and Yoon San-ha. Astro is an under-appreciated kpop boy group overflowing with talents and visuals. Not only are they blessed with amazing vocalists and rappers, but all the members can dance extremely well! Several songs in their discography were even written and composed by some of their own members; Rocky’s ‘Our Spring’, Jinjin’s ‘All Good’, and MJ’s ‘gemini’, to name a few. Astro’s music, choreography, and concepts are versatile and broad, with the members being able to pull of anything and everything. You are sure to find at least a few songs, if not all that suite your taste. All the members are balls of sunshine and exude chaotic energy which is sure to lift your spirits every time. They are acknowledged as always being kind and considerate of others, including fans, fellow idols, and their staff. In conclusion, stan Astro, stan talent!
1: Hey, what’s that catchy song by that one kpop boy group with perfectly synchronized dancing?
2: Oh, do you mean Astro’s ‘Should’ve Held On’ or ‘Baby’ or ‘Knock’ or basically any song by them ever?
1: All of them are amazing! Should I stan Astro?
2: You should! I promise you won’t regret it!
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Astro flyer

Astro flyer is the act of getting stuck inside of someone during anal loving.
I was butt fuckin' this girl last night and I got stuck! So she pulled an Astro flyer and I was home free.
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