Assange

(n). A form of rash that develops following the waxing of body hair.

"I've got the this assange across my chest after my wax yesterday."

by Ulupna February 5, 2012

asswanger

One who partakes in the wanging of the ass of another.

Ryan Seacrest is an asswanger

by Anthony Molina September 27, 2008

Asswank

The moment when someone feels a like an asshole and a wanker at the same time.

John: This guy is a motherfucking prick, bitch ass wanker.
James: Oh so, he's an asswank

by fanfun August 19, 2018

ashwank

a massive wank that rips your dick off

boy: "the other day i was watching this gal on the internet and i had an ashwank"
boy 2: "shit man!!"

by beehive04 December 9, 2010

Assangism

The belief that openness and transparency facilitates trust and progress.

Assangism is frowned upon by the United States Government.

by Sgrmag December 15, 2016

asswagger syndrome

a sickness that you believe you know it all but in actuality you don't.

my friend has been diagnosed with asswagger syndrome

by daim yalter November 25, 2018

Assanine

When her ass is a nine

"Dude Monica's assanine!"

by Dirtball42069 December 9, 2019