asservescence

The ability of a woman's hindparts to liven up the room and brighten the atmosphere. To put all the men on pause.

Her asservescence stole the breath of every man in the club!

by Ry-G October 13, 2010

Asseroma

An asseroma is the buildup of Low Density Turds (LDTs) around the lining of the rectum, giving the illusion that one needs a shit when they cannot. An asseroma can cause a number of health problems including Asseurysm, Thrombumsis and even a Myoarseial Infartion (more commonly known as an Arse Attack) if left untreated.

Max felt a great discomfort in his nether-regions, due to the Asseroma he had in his ass.

by Steely Diadem May 9, 2014

asspectations

When you try to guess what a girl's ass looks like just from the outline of it in her pants.

Yo man, you see that girl in the yoga shorts?
Ya dude, I got some real asspectations.

by Buzz55kill April 19, 2017

Asskerchief

A pornographic sub-genre similar to cake farts wherein a person blows their nose into the open anus of another person. While the method of sexual gratification is unclear, it provides great humor to those involved.

"The asskerchief is an inefficient way to clear one's nasal passages."

- or -

Man: "I asked my wife if I could asskerchief her, like I saw on the internet."

Friend: "What did she say?"

Man: "She laughed at me and filed for divorce."

Friend: "That seems excessive."

Man: "Well I'm also a terrible husband."

- or -

Man: "I searched for asskerchief and then promptly decided to go back to normal porn."

Friend: "Normal?"

Man: "Well... MORE normal."

by scorpionmintred March 13, 2019

asserole

1) Severe soiling and or staining of old undergarments resultant from one's disbelief in the use of toilet paper;
2) A thing which one carries for too long.

Coined 9 Nov. 2020 by Domonic Potorti - ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

"If your father carried around his asserole all day in his pants, you should not use his underwear, though they are clean (albeit stained), to polish the dining room table."

by Hamowa November 9, 2020

Assmeralda

Assmeralda is a bubbly butt, big booty girl who loves anal sex more than anything else. She can only orgasm from anal. She is the perfect anal queen.

Hey is that Esmeralda over there? She is my Assmeralda

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 17, 2021

Señor Aspergers

A normal human being who shows many signs of autism and is also usually hispanic.

Señor Aspergers could smell his moms shit from a mile away.

by B4115INY0M0UF April 1, 2020