massachusetts

A state that is south of New Hampshire.

I'm from Massachusettes!

by Anonymous June 23, 2003

Massachusetts

A liberal bastion of 6.5 million people in the New England region of the northeast United States. Boston is the capital and largest city, and is a major cultural and educational center. Massachusetts is known for liberalism, high taxes, the Kennedys, the Berhsire Mountains and cold winters.

Massachusetts is a nice place to visit, especially in the fall, but I wouldnt want to live there.

by [e-mail] July 13, 2010

massachusetts mudslide

When the girl is on top riding anally, she then gets up and begins violently squirting shit covering the mans torso and face. She proceeds to slide down the torso while eating root beer ice cream.

You know Denise if you really wanna spice up your marriage I've heard of the Massachusetts mudslide. Janette tried it last weekend and now her husband can't stop dumping compliments.

by Birdma_n July 1, 2017

massachusetts hamburger

It is the best hamburger to ever exist ever in Massachusetts.

Im not a real boy, I'm a Massachusetts hamburger

by The Massachusetts hamburger October 31, 2017

Reading, Massachusetts

The most boring, shit town in all of Massachusetts. An utter joke and complete fail of a suburb.

Dude from Wakefield: Duude I'm still stoked from that beast partayy, what did u do friday night?

Me: Weelll, I live in Reading, Massachusetts

Dude from Wakefield: Ohh SUX MAN

by phillipsgurrl June 29, 2010

Massachusetts

Also known as "Taxachusetts," this state is the official effete snob state of New England. Official pastimes of this state include; Red Sox baseball, Patriots football, paying high taxes, daily brushes of death on the highway (esp. Rt. 128), and paying more taxes. According to 2000 Census records, Massachusetts was the only state in the union to lose population.

Massachusetts has two main redeeming qualities. The first is it's proximity to sale-tax-free New Hampshire, which results in savings to residents of the North Shore. The second is the residency of Jeff Johnson, Urban Dictionary Laureate (see Scale of Dinosaurs).

Dick: Hello, I'm from Massachusetts.
Jane: You poor bastard.

by Granite-State-Or-Bust November 10, 2006

Grafton, Massachusetts

Grafton Massachusetts was founded by Elias Coopersmith, Earl of Lockenshire, a wealthy land baron of the early colonial era. Coopersmith was born in England, however, migrated to the America's after receiving a large land grant from King James I. He brought his wife, Rachel Coopersmith, formerly Rachel Sutherland duchess of Clackmannanshire, Scotland. The duchess was a notoriously stubborn woman and was said to have caused the Earl a great deal of distress in his early years. Even friends of Lord Coopersmith, such as the pious Cotton Mather, were quite distrustful of the young bride. Mather described her as "slack jawed Irish teague." Mrs. Coopersmith was often confused for a crass irish peasant as she did not delight in the common pleasantries of a gentile existence.
Grafton was eventually named after Lord Coopersmith's mistress, Margot Hery Grafton III. Margot was the daughter of a local cooper who shared a bed with the Earl during his travels to Boston and Salem. Rachel Sutherland was said to have moved to Virginia to live with her brother Christopher James McHale IV, a wealthy plantation owner who had made an early fortune on his export of indigo and tobacco.
This history, although long and often convoluted tells very interesting tale of the foundation of Grafton Massachusetts. Walking through the streets of this small country town you would never know its name was founded by the efforts of a lonely coopers daughter in the bedroom of a small Inn in East Boston

The phrase "as backwards as Grafton, Massachusetts" came from this history.

by Christopher Whalen January 24, 2008