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A dumb bitch who is also retarded and gets fucked by cows. Ariels usually look like the crossbreed between John C. Reilly and a ran-over banana. Ariels are idiots and should be grabbed by the throat like an ice cream cone and given a full force infinity smack. If you read this, Ariel, I am going to fucking kill you.
Ariel is a dumb dumb.

"My husband divorced me last night, my dog died, I got laid off, I am getting evicted, and I have a terminal disease.... but hey. At least I am not Ariel.
Ariel by Trent Wilson October 30, 2022
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A dumb bitch who is also retarded and gets fucked by cows. Ariels usually look like the crossbreed between John C. Reilly and a ran-over banana. Ariels are idiots and should be grabbed by the throat like an ice cream cone and given a full force infinity smack. If you read this, Ariel, I am going to fucking kill you.
Ariel is a dumb dumb.

"My husband divorced me last night, my dog died, I got laid off, I am getting evicted, and I have a terminal disease.... but hey. At least I am not Ariel.
Ariel by Trent Wilson October 30, 2022
Ariel is a super cool gal who hates her name being mispronounced. She's usually short-ish but hates being called that. She's always supportive of everyone around her, until you get on her bad side, when she can release a devil. She loves hanging around people and organizing events for people to hang out together. She's the glue of a friendship and holds everyone together. She acts innocent, but secretly has many many thoughts that she tends to keep to herself. She's a beautiful girl who is basically a guy magnet. She usually gets compared to the little mermaid but just tends to deal with it. NEVER let go of an Ariel. She can make your whole life shine brighter and stick with you through struggles. She's pretty, smart, creative, brave, friendly, ambitious, and wants to change the world to make it a better place. Ariel is the best, no question.
Jim: Woah... it's Ariel, try and look hot.
Bob: She'd never even look at us.
Jim: Or talk to us.

Bob: ... but man, I love Ariel. She's the best.
Ariel
Ariel by Nycljj January 11, 2023
Ariel is smart as shit however he is really fucking weird and he runs like Mario.
"Ariel is kinda weird"
Ariel by You're new step dad February 16, 2023
Ariel is a being of immense power and strength.
He gets all the women.
Ariel is extremely strong, almost superhuman.
Ariel is the definition of the GIGACHAD.
Man:hey look its Ariel hes such a Fucking Gigachad
Ariel by Keksik November 13, 2023