Arizona Accident

When a person moves to Arizona for college, only to drop out and get knocked up by their cousin, quite the Arizona Accident.

“Yo, you hear what happen to Lauren? Bitch went to the University of Phoenix for school, got knocked up by her cousin, then had the balls to come home for Christmas with an Arizona Accident still growing in her belly, she couldn’t wait to tell the rest of the family!”

by Franky4Fingerz August 8, 2021

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arizona assplay

When a male/female gets a cactus needle shovedup their rectum for sexual pleasure and bleed out of the anus.

Paula: Why won't you sit right?
Martha: Oh because Timmy gave me a rough Arizona assplay session last night that needed band-aids.

by Poopcicle July 12, 2014

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Arizona Sunshine

Basically a makeshift pringles fleshlight with little bits of pringles dust

Joe:Hey, I know you have a fleshlight. May I borrow?
Henry:Yeah I do, a newly crafted DIY one. Wanna try it?
Joe:Sure!

After minutes later

Joe:fucking hell my penis is dry as fuck
Henry:Must've forgot to clean it off, felt like the Arizona Sunshine eh?

by Ezekhg2 December 26, 2020

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Arizona Bidet

The action of peeing into your own butt crack to remove any fecal matter after taking a bowel movement.

Because Coors Light is cheaper than toilet paper, I've been using the Arizona Bidet technique to clean-out my ass.

by Marilyn Manchin April 6, 2020

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Arizona steamtrain

When you are performing oral sex on a women take a big hit from a vape and blow smoke into her vagina. Once you have done so have her queef it out like a steam train.

I figured juuling was no big deal until billy tried to give me an arizona steamtrain.

by Niggatitties2000 September 20, 2018

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