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Richard Appleseed

A lesser-known figure in the botanical history of The Americas. Instrumental in promulgating genetic diversity across all terrains and a variety of subjects. Known for: powerful pheromonal presence, wide-spread dissemination, and proclivity for cupcakes.

See also: seed-dispersal; American history; biological urges; tales from the New York elite; The Hero's Journey.
by A modest historian July 7, 2018
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Crunchy Applesauce

Crunchy Applesauce is a word you say when you stub your toe ect... it can also mean applesauce that is chunky and crunchy.
Person: *stubs toe* Crunchy Applesauce!
by Banana T September 15, 2018
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Bobby Applesled

Someone who eats anything in their path
That person is such a Bobby Applesled
by FartingFarmer February 28, 2022
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Scrape Your Applesauce

A sexual technique involving placing hot and cold applesauce on a person's private parts and scraping it off with a kitchen scraper.
If you ask nicely I will scrape your applesauce.
by anonymous November 28, 2020
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drippin’ in applesauce

Slang for someone who owns a lot of apple products.
Jason owns an iPhone, Apple Watch, AirPods,iPad, Apple Pen, iMac, HomePod, and Apple TV. He’s drippin’ in applesauce
by Taylor June March 23, 2022
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