Applause

The act of relieving semen in your hands, and then clapping in your partner's face.

"After they finished having sex, John blew a load in his hands and blinded Mary with some Applause for a job well done."

by Butterman505 December 8, 2009

Apple Knobby

(n.) A delectable apple and peanut crisp dessert.
(v.) The act of giving oral sex (blow job)

(n.) "This apple knobby is so delicious mom!"
(v.) Craig - "How was your winter break Eric?"

Eric - "It was great! I got some apple knobby!"

Craig - "You know what they say Eric, 'Tis the season to get apple knobby."

by Crotcheola December 8, 2010

nigger apple

An obviously racist term for watermelon. If any more explanation is necessary, you live a hopelessly sheltered life.

It was a hot August night so pappy jumped in the Model T and went down to the fruit stand to by a nigger apple. I sure do loves me a give juicy chunk of nigger apple.

by catch22713 May 16, 2005

Golden apple

The act of lubing up an apple with one's piss, then inserting it into your significant other's rectum.

Prom got really weird after Ms. Hackenberg pulled me aside and asked me for a golden apple.

by Cranberryjuicer April 17, 2016

Apple Store

It's against the law to go here and not put it on FaceBook.

If you want to see an example of the words "apple store" log into my FaceBook and see what my friends write.

by Tikibarberfan July 21, 2010

Apple Patch

A patch of facial hair that covers the Adam's apple. Originally a derogatory term, the apple patch broadcasts a man's sex appeal (similar to a happy trail).

Girl 1: Mmm did you see that guy?
Girl 2: Yeah, he has a damn fine apple patch.

by Bawksigrill420 April 16, 2015

appdicted

to be consumed and addicted to adding applications to one's iPhone.

Cat #1: You are on that thing 24/7.
Cat #2: I'm just downloading a Currency Converter and South Park game app for my iPhone.
Cat #1: Dude, you are appdicted!

by Ocean Raton October 12, 2008