angstrovert

A person who would be considered an extrovert, but experiences too much social anxiety to make plans or develop new relationships

The angstrovert sits in a dark room, surrounded by pizza boxes, updating her blog and whispering "notice me" into the silence around her.

by Madame Migraine March 8, 2013

angsto

A depressed lonely person who will never get chicks and has no friends.

Ryan is an angsto because he was rejected and will be depressed for the rest of his life.

by jarodoverrbay June 1, 2020

inter-angst

-the anxiety experienced by the customer, using a debit card, as they await approval from their banking institution.

He felt inter-angst as the sales clerk handed him his debit card and he anticipated the dreaded "insufficient funds" message.

by Arty G. June 6, 2007

hydraulic angst

MALE; -need for sex, extreme worry over potentiality, probability of "flooding someones' tubing"

don blue got the pickup bar re-buff, and it was gasoline on the flames of his hydraulic angst!!

cindy was 'playing' billy's hydraulic angst!!

the escort helped drive off big ed's hydraulic angst!!

by michael foolsley May 16, 2011

slut angst

A natural feeling experienced by beta men when they know that they are dating a female that has been much more promiscuous than them. It often leads to break ups when the beta male can't deal with his girlfriend's past and loses the desire to commit to her.

beta 1: How are you and Suzie?

beta 2: Slut angst kicked in hardcore, so we broke up.

(now less) beta 1: It happens. Let's go try to sleep with these promiscuous women instead of investing in them!

by gods_speed February 17, 2013

teen girl angst

The feeling of being a teenage girl always made fun of, never enough, jealous of even your best friends, not pretty and not smart. Characterized by depressed feelings and then waves of maniacal tendencies to please everyone. Largely not accepted as a construct solely for growing girls, as their emotions are purely assumed to stem from their menstrual cycle.

A: "Why does Betty act this way? She must be on her period!"
B: "No you dumbass! It's simply the patriarchal system that undermines girls from a young age that makes her feel this teen girl angst."

by dancingqueen722 March 8, 2022

teen angst

A term used to describe idiot teens going through puberty who think they're depressed when it's actually just their hormones taking control of their brains. Eventually they either get over it, dwell on it the rest of their life, commit suicide, or a combination of those three.

Holy shit, Tina just dumped me. This is some serious teen angst shit right here.

Teen angst is my friend. A social life is not. </3

omgwtf teen angst!!!!!!1

by Jesus September 26, 2004