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Anger wanking

The act of leaving an argument to go and vent anger through wanking
Guy 1: Where's Dan disappeared to?

Guy 2: We told him he's gay.

Guy 3: So he ran off to go and have an anger wank.

Guy 1: Ah man he's always anger wanking.
by THEHOUGHSTERs April 23, 2011
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false anger

The kind of anger you get when you're mad at something that, when thought out, is nothing to be mad at at all. Usually caused by lack of sleep or previous anger that day.
Ray was furious at Troy because Ray came downstairs to read, and Troy had the TV on, which was very distracting. (Ray has false anger and not regular anger because he came to the room with the TV on already, and he could have gone anywhere else to read.)
by coleProtocol October 29, 2005
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plub anger

a degree of anger, never matched. dimes anger is close but not comparable, includes a hilarious face, nd punched thrown but not landed. usually performed by da sexiest kid alive. sumtimes threatens to kill however not likely to be followed through
by plubs anomynous May 11, 2009
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St. Anger

Metallica: Album, 2003.

Not the worst Metallica album (but almost). Could have been alot better.

It's downfall was Lars Ulrich. But Lars is the downfall of every questionable Metallica release (see, 'dodgy drumming, and justice for all').

Lars Ulrich should be killed by a giant dust bin.
"that dude just fell down the stairs into those bins"

"sounded a bit like st. anger"
by gnarcheese February 28, 2005
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St. Anger

The worst album by Metallica which is filled with a bunch of crappy songs with no solos and a trash can instead of a snare drum along with James' worst singing ever. Metallica had forgotten how to write metal songs while putting together the album but were able to redeem themselves on their album Death Magnetic.
Dumb guy: Do you like Papa Roach?

Smart guy: Are you kidding me? They sound like St. Anger.
by Efoo June 23, 2012
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housework anger

The intense feeling of anger, unfairness and bitterness you get, when doing housework such as vacuuming or cleaning your room. This usually results in you doing the job more roughly, cause your parents to scream at you. It happens to all of us, even if you're not an emo/goth/attention seeking loser. The good thing though is that usually passes quickly, around 10 mins maximum.
I was mopping the floor and got heldup with housework anger, and it didn't help that when I was done my sister had already hogged the wii.
by Lyka Shae March 20, 2008
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Anger Jelly

The gelatinous substance that forms in your asshole from pure anger
If they capture "B" my taint will be swollen with anger jelly
by Ghost 0f Dark March 4, 2011
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