almost-deads

Individuals with declining visual and hearing acuity, slowing of cognitive processing, reduced physical capacity and an attitude of entitlement unmatched by any other group. The almost-deads typically prefer warmer climates where they wreak havoc on motorways, consume massive health-care resources and generally burden society until forever silenced by the inevitable icy-cold hand of death.

Yeah, it took 2 hrs to drive 2 fuckin' miles this morning. Seems that a car full of almost-deads did the 'wrong-way thing' entering the highway and crashed head-on into a motor home...shut down BOTH North AND South bound traffic so they could be extracted and life-flighted to the nearest cemetery.

by YAWA February 21, 2020

Almost Mexico

Yuma, Arizona-located as close to Mexico as you can get without crossing the fence

yuma, az- not good enough to be cali but not ghetto enough to be mexico but almost mexico

by senor ytown April 11, 2010

Almog

usually a guy with a giant dick that can steal your bitch. He is known for being super smart and athletic and never fails to make people laugh. everyone wants to copy his style because he is very well dressed and is the main attraction of the party.

Hey guys that kid is super dope he must be an Almog

by almog . October 9, 2020

Allosexual

Sexual attraction to an Allosaurus

“My favorite dinosaur is the Allosaurus!”
“Wow, that must mean you’re an Allosexual.”

by Spinoraptor159 February 15, 2018

Almond

A nut that is both beautiful and also reminiscent of bitter sweet sentiments.

'It was inevitable: the scent of bitter almonds always reminded him of the fate of unrequited love.' - Gabriel Garcia Márquez

by idealist102 April 2, 2011

almost boning

The act of getting close to a sexual encounter, but not quite pulling it off. It is usually used as a joke, especially useful if someone has lots of sex, or no sex at all.

Josh: "Dude, did you just see me talk to that chick"

John: "Yeah, you almost boned her" (Sarcastic)

Jason" "Oh yeah? I will rape her later"

by Face February 18, 2005

Almost Skateboards

A skateboarding company featuring:
Ryan Sheckler (The youngest pro)
Daewon Song
Rodney Mullen

and more

Almost is a pretty cool skateboard company.

by Ricky Benda July 25, 2008