Almond Butter

A mean old lady that ignores everything going on around her, and pretends everything is always ok. She exists off an almond based diet cause she read it to be health in O magazine once. If O magazine said rub dog shit on your face she would. She is cheap as fuck too

Almond Butter = Carm

by Eskimo-Brother December 18, 2017

Almond Eyes

1: somniferious; a person who is sleepy or tired
2: a person so stoned that their eyes are closed

1: "my optical receptors have fallen too heavy to speak intelectually . i have somneriferious almond eyes"
2: "dude man you're so stoned you lookin through a pair of fawkin almond eyes"

by Heroin Joe February 17, 2009

almond roca

Animal poop.

Origins: Some animal feces are high in undigested protien, so that other animals will eat it. Dogs often eat cat poop because it is high in protien.

Fido ate up every bit of kitty's almond roca.

by Hosehead January 7, 2004

almond joy

When a guy shits on a girls chest, rubs her tits in it, and then proceeds to clip his toe nails into the feces.

"Hey bob, I gave you're wife an almond joy last night"

by Jon and barry October 27, 2006

almond-joy

When a person changes the game on you. When a person "flips the script".
After a constant and profuse malevolent activity, the person changes, for no apparent reason.

"Say white boy, ima tel ya bout da game, and why you cant eva neva eva trust a crackhead"
"All right my friend" Please explain"
"Almond joy, dats all ya need to know"
"Almond joy??" *bewildered, glazed over look*
"Dat's right, gotdam cracka, ALMOND JOY!" "Cuz you neva know what a mufuka basehead guna do" "Sumtimz dey feel lika nut, sumtims dey dont, Ya heard?!"

by Saltine Cracker August 9, 2004

Almond Mom

a karen mom who only eats almonds, as soon as you walk into her house all there is, is almond based everything, its like a crazy vegan karen bt they only eat almonds and only drink almond water and milk

Friend: "Why do you only ever eat almonds and drink almond milk?"
Kid: "Because that's all my mom lets me have"
Friend: "Dang, that must suck having a crazy almond mom"
Kid: "Yeah, it does"

by Lettuce_Lady October 23, 2022

almone

Is the girl that is into blue-haired guys!

"hey, do you like blue-haired guys? Oh, you are totally an Almone!"

by MarkDaMonstah December 5, 2013