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Almond karo

A banchot buddu muncher who loves degenerate zyn addiction he also has escaped the matrix by sleeping with a (2\pi/6)^2.3 year old
****** “hey almond karo how are you
Almond “shut up wigga imma rape yo ass”
by IFurnBags69 February 13, 2025
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almond

when you're calling someone almond can mean that theyre very bland or basic.
girl: I was hanging out with girl 4 earlier

other girl: omfg girl 4 is such a fucking almond 🙄
by catsmeller37 April 21, 2023
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Greg Almond

Gets excited over boxes. Pretends to love football and be one of the lads, but really he loves shopping and women's clothes.

Thinks he is a social butterfly, but everybody else thinks he's a bit of nob.
"Check him out, he thinks he's cool but he's a bit of a Greg Almond"
by Mr Joe Bloggs December 6, 2016
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Almond

noun
1. Acronym for "All-loving man or nearly dad".

2. An almond is a mom-friendly boyfriend or significant other who ticks most of the boxes for being "a lot like dad"
You really should meet Christoff, you'd like him he's such an almond.
by wordwrestler December 18, 2018
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California's Almonds

California's Almonds refers to a coping mechanism employed by individuals living outside the United States who aspire to experience the American Dream. By purchasing and consuming almonds—a product overwhelmingly sourced from California—they create a small, tangible connection to the USA, no matter their current location. It's a way to momentarily feel closer to the desired American lifestyle, one handful of probably-American-made nuts at a time.
Even though I'm stuck in Russia, I always keep a bag of California's Almonds in the pantry. It’s a small comfort, a little taste of the America I dream about
by eviscerated_elegy July 27, 2025
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red almond

When you vice grip your testicles and pinch off a ball until its beat red
Jerry showed Kennif the Goat - as seen in the popular movie Waiting and got kicked in the ass, Kennif got him back with a Red Almond though
by Kennif September 16, 2017
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Almond Brain

A person with a tiny almond sized brain.
by Bubbebybsb November 14, 2023
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