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Almonding

Doing the opposite of whatever advice is given. All the while being entirely annoying
"He was messaging me about shit he didn't know about, couldn't afford, and wanted me to do, and doing the opposite of whatever advice I was giving him. Totally almonding"
by GHOSTYx2 August 13, 2020
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Almond

An almond is a girl named Jillian. A Jillian is very Artistic and Sarcastic girl. Thus means Jillian is an Almond.
Jillian is being herself. She is such an Almond.
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Almond joy

When you rub coconut oil on the anus and eat out someones booty
I ate philly’s booty with coconut oil damn thats a almond joy
by philly2trenchy November 24, 2021
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Almond Milk

sent in separate letters but said out loud normally , this is a code word for someone who blabs to get what they want and is sneakier than a sea snake. They lie and spread shit about people to make them seem better than anyone else.
For example H, you’re such an almond milk compared to all the Ninjas out there. (Ninjas are what Anne-Marie calls her fans)
by SnakeyNinjas666 May 17, 2018
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Almond Milkers

Large, natural breasts of a vegan, especially a vegan (almond) mom.
Tyler: Yo Jessica's tits huge.
Pete: I heard she a vegan, she got dem Almond Milkers.
by ladisl February 18, 2025
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Almond Water

Almond Water is found in the Backrooms. Almond Water Incorporated is the leading supplier of Almond Water in the Backrooms.
Almond Water can also be found naturally in the Backrooms. Almond Water is usually safe to drink. It has the faint smell of vanilla and rose water. It can be found in many variants, but many are unsafe.
Almond Water has many medicinal properties such as being able to cure transformation, replenish sanity, and improve focus. It is very hydrating and has some nutritional value.
"Almond Water is a must in the Backrooms."
by jmooroof May 7, 2022
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Almond

When talking about Nutty or Bitter people you call them an Almond.
P1:Oh she Is such a Almond
P2:I know right?
by SunnyNFreddy14 September 30, 2025
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