A banchot buddu muncher who loves degenerate zyn addiction he also has escaped the matrix by sleeping with a (2\pi/6)^2.3 year old
by IFurnBags69 February 13, 2025
Get the Almond karomug. by catsmeller37 April 21, 2023
Get the almondmug. Gets excited over boxes. Pretends to love football and be one of the lads, but really he loves shopping and women's clothes.
Thinks he is a social butterfly, but everybody else thinks he's a bit of nob.
Thinks he is a social butterfly, but everybody else thinks he's a bit of nob.
by Mr Joe Bloggs December 6, 2016
Get the Greg Almondmug. noun
1. Acronym for "All-loving man or nearly dad".
2. An almond is a mom-friendly boyfriend or significant other who ticks most of the boxes for being "a lot like dad"
1. Acronym for "All-loving man or nearly dad".
2. An almond is a mom-friendly boyfriend or significant other who ticks most of the boxes for being "a lot like dad"
by wordwrestler December 18, 2018
Get the Almondmug. California's Almonds refers to a coping mechanism employed by individuals living outside the United States who aspire to experience the American Dream. By purchasing and consuming almonds—a product overwhelmingly sourced from California—they create a small, tangible connection to the USA, no matter their current location. It's a way to momentarily feel closer to the desired American lifestyle, one handful of probably-American-made nuts at a time.
Even though I'm stuck in Russia, I always keep a bag of California's Almonds in the pantry. It’s a small comfort, a little taste of the America I dream about
by eviscerated_elegy July 27, 2025
Get the California's Almondsmug. Jerry showed Kennif the Goat - as seen in the popular movie Waiting and got kicked in the ass, Kennif got him back with a Red Almond though
by Kennif September 16, 2017
Get the red almondmug. by Bubbebybsb November 14, 2023
Get the Almond Brainmug.