alexander

alexander is the most epic name, worthy of a magnum opus of a definition. if life were a compass, there would be no cardinal directions, just alexander. he is the centripetal force to your life. he usually is empathetic, loving, and exceedingly smart. he is prudent and frank. he can be cruel at times. you will bawl.

hey can u tell me abt this guy alexander.
nope. also, ur a basket case.
great thx.

by The-real-cobra-queen September 5, 2019

Alexander

Alexander is a guy who seems chill at first, but ends up annoying af. He has a huge ego that he won’t let anyone get in the way of. He’s also super controlling and insanely jealous of any other boys you talk to if you ever date him

I kind of like Alexander...
No! Stay away from him!

by gecko safari November 10, 2019

Alexander

A teen boy who runs off of monster energy drinks and pot.

Who the hell reeks of bud?
Oh that’s Alexander

by edgy.alexx December 17, 2019

Alexander

Usually a gentleman, but can sometimes be a gay neo nazi that’s into bts

Alexander sure is a neo nazi, remember when he tried to justify Mengelo?

by Dinosaurs are fucking amazing March 6, 2020

Alexander

A short boy who usually isn't very social. Prefers to be inside watching sports than outside with others. Very awkward and sometimes referred to as a "troll".

Man did you see the new weird kid?

Yeah, his name is Alexander.

by TrollHunterX January 4, 2015

Alexander

Alexander is a fabulous male who has the powers of skittles and rainbow gods. He's mostly found in his wild habitat ( Inside a fabulous male anus).

Alexander is gay and i cant believe he takes it up the ass

by Qwertygayadolf70 October 17, 2018

Alexander

Really tall .... pfft gay

Alexander

a tall and gay person who generally plays sports and has no friends therefore pfft gay

by Lolxd99829 September 24, 2019