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Alcest

Alcest is the true way of saying, or stating, that something is perfect. It originates from the french band of the same name, which is the pure incarnation of perfection.
You: Whoa, You must be alcest!
Me: Dats right, little darling ;)

You: What are you? Some sort of human?
Me: *smack* oh you! Doesn't recognize an Alcest when you see one

Random Girl: Oh hai thar, you must fertilize my so my family can be enriched by your Alcestness!
Me: Come, my child!
by Oskoreii October 31, 2011
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Alec Charles Evitt

When one ditches his friends to think he is gonna get some at a party only to go home and watch porn and fuck his pocket pussy while sticking a vibrating toothbrush up his ass.
Guy 1: Dude, I think im gonna go to this party at 5

Guy 2: Dude, stop being a Alec Charles Evitt and ride at east side.
by PeoplethatactuallyrideBMX November 16, 2010
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Alec

total stud muffin, hottest guy that ever set foot on the earth, cute, cool, funny, charming, romantic, smart, chick magnet, ultimate sex position, some one who has an AWESOME GIRLFRIEND NAMED JILL, and loud person.
by hgjkdflhfjkghdfak November 14, 2007
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Alec

Alec is one of the sweetest people alive. He is the 'boy next door'. Alec is smart, caring, and extremely attractive. He can make your heart melt; he constantly tries to help people and make them feel better. Alec goes out of his way to compliment you on your insecurities. Alecs are usually tall with brunette hair. Alec will be one of the best friends you will ever have. Alecs often pair well with Emilies (Emily/Emilee/Emilie).
"Who is the new kid in class?"
"That's Alec, he's already perfect!"
by anomymouswriter May 9, 2017
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alcestis

Alcestis is a 25 year old CypriatGreek/Greek girl who is still in her adolescence. After dating her a few weeks you will find out that her real name is actually spelt Alkistis and she doesn't like that version of the name.

If you are familiar with the urban dictionary definitions of both these names then you will know that neither spellings of these names have a good reputation. In effect to hide her identity an Alkistis will ask you to call her Anya. In inverted commas; this is supposedly easier for us to pronounce. We all know that's not true; she just wants to market herself as Anya, who is known to be sweet and beautiful.
Again; dont be fooled by the mythological meaning of the name; to an inexperienced lover an Alkistis could feel like true love and that is how they get you. Alkistises are half cold, unfeeling beings with half equally cold and equally unfeeling again beings. (I dont dare call one an human.)
Alkistis: Hi, my name is Anya!! (she walks away)
Player 1: Damn, she has beautiful eyes. (Meaning bum and rack.)
Player 2: That is an Alkistis (alcestis) mate, really not worth the trouble, she wont even let you go bareback on her.
by Regina Phalange Tribute September 13, 2018
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mad aleck

One who is acting crazily and/or energetically. Usually used by parents in reference to their overly energetic children.
During the Holidays, when everyone visits, our house is filled to the brim with mad alecks.
by Alexandra August 17, 2004
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alec baldwin

1. verb: to immaturely, wrongly lose one's mind and verbally abuse someone as a result, usually while putting on a face of angelic harmony to the world

2. verb: to pick on a defenseless child (something an old man bitch does)

3. noun: An overrated assbag actor with giant man tits who hates everyone, everything, and would kill your mom for kicks if he thought he could pull it off. He went nuts on his eleven year old daughter, and the source of the slang verb "alec baldwin". Britney Spears dad is known to go "Alec Baldwin".
Dude, Mrs. Thatcher got fired after she went Alec Baldwin on Ted's ass.

Of course I ran away from home. My dad is Alec Baldwin.

I'm an overrated dickhead douchebag, and my name is Alec Baldwin.
by Steven Holt May 8, 2007
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