aggravated affection

Where you are majorly irritated/upset about the naively-stupid action of someone whom you love to death, and so instead of hollering at him, you merely grab him in an aggressively-strong bear-hug and plant a hard smacking kiss on his mouth, then ears-smokingly shove him out of your way and storm off to correct whatever fiasco that he created by his well-meaning-but-horrendously-inappropriate actions caused, such as misusing soap/detergent, oil, water, etc. so that it ruined/soiled something that wasn't supposed to have contact with said fluid. Classic example: where Estelle Getty uses assorted household chemicals and warm water to launder Sylvester Stallone's service-pistol --- and in so doing washes all the bluing off --- in the comedy-farce, "Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot!"

I sometimes get really exasperated with my wife when she tries to repair or clean/tidy up my stuff, not realizing that some of the items cannot be processed or handled in an "everyday" manner. I know that she always means well, though, of course, so after she plaintively informs me that she was "just trying to help", I always use aggravated affection to deflect/diffuse my fury... I just near-crushingly squeeze her in a major massive "noisy" lip-lock (i.e., "Oh --- MMMMMMMMWUH!!!") before fumingly stomping off to try to undo whatever disaster she caused... hey, it ain't HER fault if she doesn't realize that you don't use Windex to clean a desk-phone!

by QuacksO October 31, 2018

Affect

Affect is usually a verb meaning "to produce and effect upon"

"The weather affected his mood"

by _.moth._ July 17, 2022

Lin Affect

Pretend like you are going to cut a player from your basketball team. Hopefully, said player will be motivated to score 20+ points a game.

Person 1: Did you cut that new guy?

Person 2: No, I'm hoping the Lin Affect will kick in soon.

by Bnindo1231 April 8, 2012

Peyton Affect

When your beautiful girlfriend says something normally seen as “concerning/cringe” it becomes attractive only because it’s coming from her.

Peyton- I love to mew to daniel larson while eating nut butter and watching skibidi toilet with aiden
*peyton affect occurs{translated}*
me- you’re so beautiful and funny and hot and pretty and gorgeous

by peycole July 13, 2024

justin affect

the affect in which a person consumes a little to average amount and alcohol but gets blizted and yaks crazy and basically become a blair

"fuck this kid drank 3 fireballs and got the justin affect"

"oh no it's the justin affect get him his keys "

by Tran X February 25, 2023

zoie-affect

The ability to captivate all the attention of another person that it causes everyone else to disappear.

Normally caused by a Drop Dead Gorgeous, person that is way out of your league, a straight dime

Hey, Hey, come on man quit starring . What I wasn't staring . What ever you completely under the Zoie-affect

by Poe94 February 18, 2017

season-end affective disorder (sad)

That feeling of inexplicable sadness you get when a TV series or book series ends.

'You haven't been out all week, what's wrong with you??' 'Sorry, Game of Thrones ended last week and I feel like part of me has died' 'oh, you have season-end affective disorder (SAD), I've been there'

by Josee August 1, 2015