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Surprize Adoption

This is the act of shouting surprize right before you kidnap someone thus making the kidnaping legal in a court of law.
Surprize Adoption Scenario1: *guy kidnaps girl*

Girl: HELP!!!

*guy gets caught, is thrown in prison and gets raped for life*

Surprize Adoptin Scenario2: *guy shouts surprize before picking up girl unwillingly* Girl: I like surprizes!!!

*They all lived happily ever after*
by The Riktor Scale September 23, 2011
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Adoption Catfishing

When you don't tell someone they're adopted their entire lives. They submit their DNA to ancestry and people tell them not to that it's fake and doesn't work anyway. And then their DNA comes back not matching their family and you tell them that it must be contaminated or they mixed up the kits.
The adoption catfishing ended at her adoptive mom's funeral. A well-meaning relative told her and now she gets to deal with her grief, the shock of finding out she's adopted and no one to ask questions to.
by LordViper June 27, 2021
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Adopt Me

A game that was supposed to be about adopting and roleplaying, but instead became a haven for scammers and expensive pet flexers.
by KiiboBestRobotBoi January 3, 2023
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Adopt Me

A game where kids spend $1000 with their mom's credit card on virtual pets, and the game that broke ROBLOX entirely. The game was meant for kids to be adopted but then turned into a game with scammers and pay-to-win things.
Hey can you play Adopt Me with me? I'm gonna spend $20000 with my mum's credit card.

No, spend your money on something that's not this garbage. You're gonna get scammed in 10 minutes.
by thepersonthatdoesntplayadoptme January 11, 2022
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adopted freshman

In a sports team or club. any class member above a freshman can pick a freshman they vibe with and like the most. But also comes with free bullying from upper class member and can make fun of them but of course can be the most helpful to freshman and help them with anything.
“That’s Jess shes my adopted freshman
by anonymous November 5, 2021
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why wont you adopt me

The phrase that comes before "Because Your BLACK!"
Why wont you adopt me?!? BECAUSE YOUR BLACK
by K9123 August 16, 2024
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ollie adoption day

ollie adoption day is the day my cat oliver got adopted, please make it a national holiday. August 3rd! Please make oliver famous he is really fat and cute:)
-GUYS GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS, IT IS OLLIE ADOPTION DAY
-HAPPY OLLIE ADOPTION DAY
by Slayqueen20205027 August 2, 2022
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