Noun. Amongst the top ranks of Sailors who have joined the Navy military branch. Also reserved for any Seaman whose name is Doug, regardless of their true rank.
"Dude, did you know Doug was in the Navy?"
"Yeah, he was a seamstress and then decided to become a Sperm Admiral to get more jizz in his diet. A true Seaman. He has certainly 'cum' a long way since that time."
"Yeah, he was a seamstress and then decided to become a Sperm Admiral to get more jizz in his diet. A true Seaman. He has certainly 'cum' a long way since that time."
by anonymous April 18, 2024
Get the Sperm Admiralmug. While you are fingering a girl and you unexpectantly jam a finger from your other hand into her ass. When she tenses up from the action you yell out "It's a Trap!!!"
Dude so I pulled "The Admiral Akbar" last night. I was fingering this girl, when I jammed my finger into her ass it was so hard to get out I had to yell out "It's a Trap!!"
by Need-Herder September 6, 2016
Get the The Admiral Akbarmug. A stupid thing to call your peer/s when they are acting in a way that greatly magnifies how much of an asshole he/she is.
Friend: *throws up on your chest while fishing in the middle of the ocean*
You: Wow, admiral anus you totally fucked my only shirt. Next time you wanna try relieving yourself off the side of the boat?
You: Wow, admiral anus you totally fucked my only shirt. Next time you wanna try relieving yourself off the side of the boat?
by Asshandle June 26, 2015
Get the admiral anusmug. A sarcastic appelation for a person that presents itself as someone very powerful, while it‘s true influence and abalities are actually quite overseeable and unspectacular.
„James became responsible for locking all the doors at the end of the working day. Now he‘s taking the chief‘s key ring where ever he goes; even to the toilet. He acts like the Admiral of the Swiss Navy.“
by Worrywart99 May 30, 2019
Get the Admiral of the Swiss Navymug. 1. A sexual act in which Figure One stands at attention with their hands behind their back while Figure Two performs fellatio while on their knees.
Commonly received while wearing a sailors hat.
Commonly received while wearing a sailors hat.
by Cap’n Jones December 22, 2018
Get the The Admiralmug. The best damn guy on the internet. Most knowledgeable "AvGeek" in Matt's discord server and Known for giving "Boops" of affection to people he likes.
Guy #1: "Damn did you see Admiral Boop win that argument in Matt's discord today? Hes the best damn guy on the internet!"
Guy #2: "If you want to talk planes go see Admiral Boop"
Admiral Boop: "Boop"
Guy #2: "If you want to talk planes go see Admiral Boop"
Admiral Boop: "Boop"
by Admiral Boop September 1, 2018
Get the admiral boopmug. The great demon of Toshiba Computers. This great demon must visit Elon Musk every day to report on suspicious activities in the Nether. These activities, he codenames. For example, a Magma Cube brutally murdering a potato would be codenamed something like "J OB {-74". Elon then goes home, puts his loopamadoopa into his wife's shloopyloopy, and then 9 months to a year later BAM the product of the spermatoza and the egg of the adam's apple comes out of the shloopyloopy, causing extreme pain. The product would be named after the codenames for these suspicious activities.
Carly Shay: My favourite character from Terraria is Admiral Ackbar
Kim Jong-un: I think you took the Urban Dictionary definition the wrong way.
Kim Jong-un: I think you took the Urban Dictionary definition the wrong way.
by WhoWantsToSniffWoodShillings June 16, 2020
Get the Admiral Ackbarmug.