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Moral bank account

The price of all your morals that you believe in.
Also the price that you can be bought with
Usually over 200 US dollars. This is for
Body whoring.
First Person- Hey how much is your moral bank account?
Second person- It's 213 dollars.
by Fox Cruton April 8, 2009
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Misson Accomplished

Phrase that -- prior to the 'election' of George W Bush -- was used to mark the end of a mission. Now, the phrase "Misson Accomplished" is used sarcastically to mock someone who prematurely signals the end of an otherwise complicated and unfinished project.
How's that clone coming along?
Well, I put some of my fingernails and hairs on the copy machine and set it to run all night.
Misson Accomplished, my good man.
by Yesdog September 4, 2006
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The one piece of universally applicable advice that adequately explains any situation. Usually used by a superior professional to a beginning professional, when the former has taught absolutely nothing to the latter.
Nurse: Holy shit dozens of people are coming in with unknown ailments!
Doctor (Going on break): you'll do fine. Remember, take the Coriolis effect into account.
Nurse: What about variable humidity?
Doctor: Yeah, that too.

Student: How am i supposed to know what to study for the final?
Tutor: Look, our time us up. Just take the coriolis effect into account, and you'll do fine.
Student: Did we cover variable humidity?
Tutor: Yes, that will be on the exam.

Original example:
Cpt macmillan: Remember what i've taught you. Keep in mind variable humidity and windspeed along the bullet's flight path. Also, at this distance, you'll have to take the Coriolis effect into account.
by aukuo May 3, 2009
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accola

To completely dominate a task or objective
Joe: Nice work on that task or objective!
Rick: Yeah, I really accola-ed that sonofabitch.
by kevlar289 May 22, 2007
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blank account

A bank account without any funds.
"If I don't deposit this check in my blank account before Friday, I won't be going out this weekend."
by JMango August 25, 2009
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discourse account

a discourse account is an account, typically on instagram, that posts aesthetic edits occasionally featuring popular anime characters while also containing opinions of the person running the account
discourse accounts can talk about anything, but most of them talk about lgbt discourse and/or fandom discourse
Anne runs a discourse account called 'fairy.course' on instagram. Anne has never touched a single blade of grass in her life.
by boobie fan 69 January 2, 2021
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