A phrase coined by a trainer which means that something is definitely correct, that said person is 100% behind their own statement or answering a question with confidence.
by madsocks May 19, 2011
Get the Absolutely Totally mug.A local university that is often a branch campus of a larger school which students attend solely to get a degree. Students often attend these schools after dropping or failing out of other, usually more prestigious, schools. So named because these institutions may seem like a last resort opportunity for a student to earn a college degree.
Derived from the University of Arkansas at Little Rock (UALR), a branch campus commuter college attended mostly by working adults.
Derived from the University of Arkansas at Little Rock (UALR), a branch campus commuter college attended mostly by working adults.
Dude, what happened to your roommate, Jeff.
He failed out and is going to some University of Absolute Last Resort back home.
He failed out and is going to some University of Absolute Last Resort back home.
by Radio Rahim February 23, 2008
Get the University of Absolute Last Resort mug.A phrase used to highly disapprove of someone, something, or an action. This phrase is usually said in a nasty tone.
by riri18 October 26, 2017
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Eric: Man, we're quite drunk, aren't we?
Nick: Nah mate, we've been on the IPA lad. That means that we're in fact absolutely wasted!
Nick: Nah mate, we've been on the IPA lad. That means that we're in fact absolutely wasted!
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Get the Absolutely stunnin mug.The waitress who serves me in my local cafe suffers from absolute-slowness. It is usually characterised by having a big pale ugly face, no manners or respect and the general demeanour of having taken 67 valiums and a few bottles of vodka.
It should also be noted that those affected tend to move in slow motion so do not be alarmed this is normal as they are out of sync with our time-frame.
It should also be noted that those affected tend to move in slow motion so do not be alarmed this is normal as they are out of sync with our time-frame.
Customer 1: "Hello, I'd like a some soup please."
Waitress 1: "Ok it'll just be a second"
*goes away and grows the vegetables and grain and slaughters the cow herself*
Customer 1: "What the hell's up with the Absolute-slowness today!!"
Waitress 1: "Ok it'll just be a second"
*goes away and grows the vegetables and grain and slaughters the cow herself*
Customer 1: "What the hell's up with the Absolute-slowness today!!"
by asteroth February 24, 2010
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