avocado

thaaaanks

its an avocado....thaaaanks

by one d stuff January 1, 2021

Avocado

Why the fuck are you looking up the definition of an avocado you idiot. If you're looking this up, you have a one millimeter defeater, STEVE.

Me: Avocados are fucking disgusting.
Millennials: DIE, YOU FOOLISH MORTAL.

by Kweentoos May 28, 2023

Flesh Avocado

A woman's vaginal orifice, specifically in reference to the shape of the area surrounding the clitoris.

"Yo bro, why haven't you hooked up with Katie yet?"
"Haven't you heard? That chick has some kind of blisters or something on her Flesh Avocado!"
"Eww, Probably best to steer clear of that."
"Agreed"
*Fist bump

by AnneThrax January 19, 2010

Mr. Avocado Man

also known as parksey07 this legendary pe teacher has a passion for teaching and is kinky as fuck

person 1:hey who do we have next period?

person 2: i think we have Mr. avocado man
person 1: hell yeah

by _-emma-_ October 9, 2019

Avocado

An attractive man!

Damn! He is an avocado!

by BOP804 July 25, 2019

avocado toast

A sexual act where a West coast or Latino woman experiences a squirting orgasm in the cowgirl position while riding a man with very little melanin in his skin. She removes the penis from her vagina in the middle of the act and spreads her ejaculate over her partner.

Dan: Hey Milton! How's your relationship with Isabella going?

Milton: Oh wow geez, she's crazy! I've been getting Avocado Toast'd every night!

Dan: isn't Avocado toast for breakfast?

Milton: ...Nah man.

by CommiK June 6, 2017

avocado baby

Typically a male under 20 who still acts as if he is twelve and wants to be back at his mums breast.
No general interest in sex, again the mum thing.
Dresses like his mum dressed him.
Doesn't wash much.
Strange religious beliefs that just don't ring true somehow.

I had the WORST blind date, he was such an avocado baby, he didn't eat anything, and ordered tap water!!!

by mr tonyharrison July 27, 2009