Aladdin Package Rub

When a guy stares at a chick, rubs his package, and shouts, "rub my package and I'll grant you three wishes!!!"

That chick was so hot, I had to give her an Aladdin package rub.

by billho July 15, 2011

ALAD

Acting like a douche. Commonly used when arguing over obscure meanings of acronyms.

"Well, yes, you're right. Fine. QFT could mean Quit Fighting There. I was clearly in the wrong for not figuring it out. Please stop ALAD."

by JohnLocke March 7, 2008

verga asada

the process of seasoning your penis with what you would normally season a piece of carne asada with and having sexual intercourse afterwords until you can smell the carne asada throughout the room.

person 1: have you tried verga asada with your girlfriend yet?
person 2: no she says she doesnt want me to ruin carne asada for her.

by smadamal July 24, 2010

ashad

Ashad Tuck Khaled is the son of DJ Khaled who is a total savage in the studio and in bed

Ashad has never been broke since the water broke

by WalkedIn November 13, 2017

aladin

n. a dyke chick that like to ride the magic carpet. usually more butch than fem.

Damn look at Kel, she is such an Aladin pahahaha

by Mikey in Tamarac May 8, 2007

asadodefaso

argentinian feminist influencer that became famous for posting information about the feminist fight but later became infamous because she started offering "exclusive content" in which you had to pay in order to follow her in a private instagram account. This became extremely criticised mostly because all the sorority that characterizes feminism was ignored by her doing that.

x: do you know about asadodefaso?
y: oh yeah, that false feminist that has a name of a popular song, and that makes you pay if you wanna ask her something

by scumfuckflowergirl March 9, 2018

Alladat

Letting your boy get away with something

Friend: can i smash your girl
You: alladat fam

by Jc2019 March 25, 2019