Asian Parents

People who came from Asia/Parents and just LOVE to :
A:Control your life
B:Ruin your life

C:Force you to have good grades
D:Make you become a doctor,lawyer,etc.
F:Never let you go anywhere unless its school
G:Don't let you be in a serious relationship

H:Hate it when you wear short clothing
I:Talk behind your back
J:Talk crap or brag about you
K: Rarely have your friends over
L:Are cheap and try to "Save" on money
M:Expect a lot from you
N:Want you to go to a good school
O:Call you stupid, idiot,disgrace,mistake,etc....
etc....

Asian Mom: "WHY DO YOU PLAY ON YOUR COMPUTER SO MUCH!!!!???"
Me:"I was stu-"
Asian Mom: "DON"T TALK BACK TO ME!!!!"
Asian Dad: "Okay sweet heart do you know who the maker of Tesla,rivian,Mercaedes,and what It,and MIT stand for????"
Me: ".....No...?"
Asian Dad: "WHY DONT YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS WHY ARE YOU SO STUPID??!!!!!!!!"
Asian Parents: "YOUR SO STUPID"

by Lunar_Eclispe90111 November 29, 2019

Asian angry

A degree of anger that can only be reached by asain people. It is beyond anything anyone who isnt Asian would have experienced.

Asian 1: Did your mum find out you've been skipping tutoring?

Asian 2: Yes, she got Asian angry

by Izzlz April 21, 2011

asian fury

a brief moment of bi-polarness of extreme rage against another.
only available to asians and part asians.

TJ-"Erik, that Tyler Hill kid keeps talking to your girl."
ERIK-"Cunt nipple dick! fuck him dude im going to use my asian fury and molest him with my fucking anus, BREEEE RARWWWW!"

by libby laaa my wang bitch October 24, 2007

Asian posse

The phenomenon by which all the Asians you know also know each other. An Asian Posse is a large group of Asians who are super tight and hang out almost exclusively with each other. Asians without a posse often feel left out, and white people are just baffled how they do it.

1: I never see Sun Li around her dorm anymore...what gives?
2: She found an Asian Posse and now she's always with them.

by Tape McFly June 14, 2007

Asian Goldfarmer

An asian that spends their whole life on World of Warcraft farming gold and hacking accounts.

Dude I bought gold, and a damn asian goldfarmer hacked my account!

by xohbabyx15 March 14, 2011

Asian Fart

A liquid, not a gas

After my first three days in Bangkok, I was blowing asian farts so often that I ran out of clean underwear

by undiesj October 12, 2011

Asian Windmill

The process of performing the 69 position (partners placing their mouthes on each others naughty spots) while doing cartwheels.

Last night this chick let me do the Asian Windmill with her.

by yes man 22 December 18, 2011