After a plethora of anal sex, the rectum fails to return to a circular shape thus assuming an oblong shape, much like a key-slot.
Girl: Do you remember my ex, Jim?
Friend: Yeah, what about him?
Girl: He had a key-slot asshole because he was gay in jail!
Friend: Yeah, what about him?
Girl: He had a key-slot asshole because he was gay in jail!
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when a person gets so mad and toxic they will inflate their body and proceed to let out the biggest, the loudest fart ever.
It's also used to curse fat people.
It's also used to curse fat people.
man 1: what was the answer Jacob
I couldn't hear it because of your fat asshole farting toxic
jacob: what the fu-
I couldn't hear it because of your fat asshole farting toxic
jacob: what the fu-
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Get the Grade A asshole mug.Any person who has an iPhone but strictly refuses to let anyone else use it for any reason (internet, apps, etc.)
Mike: I need to look something up on the internet. Dante, can I use your iPhone?
Dante: No.
Mike: Your an iPhone Asshole.
Dante: No.
Mike: Your an iPhone Asshole.
by jfk83415 February 8, 2009
Get the iPhone asshole mug.1. (n) The behaviour characteristic of an asshole.
2. (n) An institution that produces a large amount of assholes in a manner that resembles the systematic and high output of industrial factories.
2. (n) An institution that produces a large amount of assholes in a manner that resembles the systematic and high output of industrial factories.
1. My professor was exhibiting an incredible degree of assholery
2. Most law and business schools are massive assholeries
2. Most law and business schools are massive assholeries
by blorgoclot April 13, 2011
Get the assholery mug.Very bad, Very foul. Something that one would generally not wish to see. What's worse than A bag of smashed assholes? A clear bag of them. To increase the level of effect a weight is sometimes given, such as 5 Lb. bag or 10 Lb. bag.
Usually used to describe how one feels. Particularly after a night of drunken debauchery.
Usually used to describe how one feels. Particularly after a night of drunken debauchery.
by Jumpingrat September 4, 2008
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