Arachnoleptic Fit.

Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, eating her curds and wey. Along came a spider who sat down besi.. ARGH FUCK IT'S A FUCKING GREAT BIG FUCKING FUZZBEAST. DIEEEEEEE DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ~spasm~EEEEEE~stabs air blindly~EEEEEEE!@

by Maku Lah. August 10, 2003

archaeologist

A person who studies the past via the evaluation of artifacts, ecofacts, and geofacts. Archaeologists do NOT study dinosaur bones. Archaeologists DO have to navigate through a maze of red tape in order to study said items due to the fact that political correctness and all around silliness have created ridiculous laws that impede scientific study so that peoples feelings do not get hurt.

Archaeologist: "wow I just found a site that has 20,000 yr old human remains, these human remains and all the artifacts found with him could tell us how and when humans came to north america, this could be the most important find in the last century"

Random Government/Tribal official: that is too bad, because even though these remains are 20,000 years old I still believe they could be a native american ancestor and therefore I am going to prevent you from studying anything at this site so I can make sure that the government pays to just rebury everything. sorry for your bad luck but my feelings come before breakthrough studies beneficial to all humans"

by archaeology girl April 23, 2011

Arschloch

a hole in your ass

Arschloch!

by Krkič October 8, 2019

Arch'and'Anth

Abbreviation of the words Archaeology and Anthropology . Arch and Anth is the name of a popular subject offered in many universities and schools though most notibly the university of Cambridge. Arch and Anth is characterised by the number of beautifull and intelligent people who study it . A small minority of geeky arch and anth students do archaeology, Another small minority are obsessed with social theorists (esp French) however in general most do not have any idea what they want to do with their lives, except that they want to do it wearing Pashmenas.

Can you lend me that book about sex among brazilian transgendered prostitutes thats on the Arch'and'Anth' reading list? I need it to do revision!

by fredddddddddddddddy May 11, 2006

How Arch

Retaliatory statement derived from arch enemy or arch nemesis which sarcastically points out how un nefarious a persons actions are. Used to counter a statement of suspicion about another person.

"He has got to be up to something!"
"Ooh, how arch!!"

"She just gave me money and walked away!?!"
"Wow, how arch!!"

by JediAndi September 8, 2005

arachniphobia

The fear of spiders. Arachnids Commonly diagnosed.

My friend, John, suffers from a serious case of arachniphobia.

by UnDeRcOvErSaMuS October 15, 2006

arch-tard

An employee who works at Mcdonalds, the type who doesn't understand English.

"I went to get some fries, and the arch-tard messed up my order.."

by Arne Sunassem August 22, 2007