Alfonsö

the most caring and sweet guy you'll ever meet. he cares and will always be there for you, he's very tall and comforting.

alfonsö is the one for kiera. <33

by eggplant 🍆 November 23, 2021

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Alonzo

Alonzo

Walks with confidence, and quiet sex appeal, that will knock you on your ass when you least expect it. Smells like a forest at night, and sheets after a night of being boinked properly as hell.

Trustworthy, and intuitive, you can trust him with the most venerable parts of your personality. Offers shots of tequila, pjs and warm socks on drunken nights, and will lick your kitty like a fkn pro. Gives multiple o’s with complete generosity, followed by a toothbrush and a cup of coffee in the morning.

Girl 1: Alonzo is a sexy motha f’er!!

Girl 2: if you need a new toothbrush and your kitty taken care of, Alonzo’s got your back.

Girl 2; Alonzo makes me wanna play with my pussy all night long.

by Linz7693 November 23, 2021

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Alonzo

HES THE BEST,HUNKIEST, SMARTEST ALONZO AROUND!

is that alonzo! man he’s hunky!

by hidheiwdosbfoebdskbfishd January 8, 2022

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Alonzo

To eat that boy with no restraint or intent of letting up.

That young man giving an ‘Alonzo’, ain’t he?

by SniffAndLeave January 23, 2022

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Alonzo

The most handsome, amazing kid ever. He's usually wearing a blue jacket, and is cute and amazing. Loved by all, he will definitely make you laugh.

Yo, what's up Alonzo!

by koolkid1231242342 February 22, 2022

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Afonso Alves

Afonso Alves is the nicest guys you could ever meet. He is the most loyal guy you could ever meet and once you meet him theirs no going back.
Afonso Alves best talent is: *screaming* MAPILDE PERRA

Afonso Alves is the best padel player in Alfragide.

by pandeleiro March 2, 2022

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