taking my almond for a walk

A Tiktok meme that repetitively says, "taking my almond for a walk" in a British accent.

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by Google eyeball June 22, 2020

Almost-Girlfriend

Someone you are seeing for awhile, and even though you get introduced to her friends and family and spent valentine's day weekend with her in scenic cabin out somewhere, she still won't be referred to as "girlfriend". There can be almost-boyfriends, too, I suppose.

Yesterday I went to the wedding of my almost-girlfriend's cousin and her mother asked me if my knee is doing better.

by colleague June 11, 2009

Almost anything

A term used when you feel that you can find anything, usually at a store, but you can't find everything there. For that reason, you can only find ALMOST anything at said place

Dude, you can find almost anything here, man!

by KVeezy23 June 15, 2016

Almost Single

when a person is in a relationship that will end but neither party wants to do the dirty deed of breaking up the relationship but both parties know its over.

You're almost single because You and your significant other don't speek anymore, you don't even know what they're doing anymore and you don't care and your significant other feels the same, but no one will say "okay this is getting ridiculus, lets just be friends"

by TateBreakable April 1, 2008

almoustache

That annoying facial hair on top of men's upper lips. You can't decide whether it's a legit stache or just peach fuzz. It's utterly wtf-inducing and slightly irritating.

Dude 1: Check out mah stache, bitchezzz.
Dude 2: Dude, that ain't a stache. It's peach fuzz.
Dude 3: It's not that, either.

Dude 4: It's a fucking almoustache.

by Die, Jewfro June 21, 2010

Almost boyfriend

An almost boyfriend is a guy who you flirt with but don't really know too well but you both want to be together although you can't make the first move

Bestie: who's that guy you keep winking at through the bus window every day?

You: oh! That's my almost boyfriend

Bestie: bitch, make a move before I fuck him and take him away

by Oliviaxbae March 29, 2015

Almost Gay

When one male almost does something suspect AF, but is quickly corrected.

"Bro your zipper is undone."

"That's embarrising."

"Don't worry, I got it."

"Hold the fuck up! What are you doing?!"

"Sorry, you're right, that was almost gay."

by Fancy Colt March 10, 2017