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alaska baby heater

The sexual act of blowing up a pregnant womens vagina in order to warm the growing fetus while also exciting your partner
It got so hold and she was so horny we decide to try the Alaska Baby Heater.
by Munker December 18, 2014
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American college football term for a small, barely heard of college who is matched up against one of the top teams in FBS and has an exactly 0% chance of beating them.

Also can be used as a derogative term for any random college nobody knows.

Shortened form of the college is “SEASTCB&D” (Pronounced: “CEASED-kuh-band”) if you’re too lazy to say 17 syllables.
Mike: “We’ll need Alabama to lose a game soon if we’re gonna have any shot at winning the division. Who are they playing against this weekend?”

Jeff: *google search* … “Something called Southeastern Alaska State Technical College of the Blind and Deaf”.

Mike: “What’s the point spread? 222.5?”

Jeff: “Maybe if Bama puts in the waterboys, but I guess I’ll be rooting for the… *checks phone*… Abominable Snowmen… out of mere desperation.”

Mike: “Looks like we’re on the SEASTCB&D-wagon this Saturday at noon!”

Jeff: “This will totally be worth three hours of my weekend!”
by K. C. Austin August 13, 2022
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gentle alaska

The act of masturbating an octogenarian using only the slightly greased soles of your feet
"What did Gertrude do after she left the senior center last night?"
"I hear she gave Milton a gentle Alaska..."
"Well, she did just get a pedicure yesterday..."
by KhaleesiDani47 May 9, 2017
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Alaska Tea Spill

The act of icing your genitals before tea bagging someone.
"All serious Fortnite players keep frozen water on hand; when tea bagging isn't cold enough to establish dominance, go frozen balls to the wall and hit em with the Alaska Tea Spill.
by ClintEast October 15, 2023
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striking it rich in alaska

When you pour motor or crude oil into a girl's asshole or vagina, so that when you shove your dick in, oil sprays out.
Guy 1: I was striking it rich in alaska with the girl last night
Guy 2: Nice, you're practically part of OPEC
by MilkyEggWhites September 19, 2016
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Nikiski, Alaska

A small town on the Kenai Peninsula, usually referred to as “Methghanistan” based on the meth labs on the corner of every street. It has a couple of local restaurants and a mini food market. That’s about it.
No one: “ Is this the walking dead?”
Me: “ No it’s all of the crackheads living in Nikiski, Alaska!”
by Dirtymax diesel 1999 December 7, 2020
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alaska sober

When you give up alcohol but still do other drugs (except smoking weed which is California sober)
My friend doesn’t drink but he’s Alaska sober if you still want to have a good time
by Bobfrig January 28, 2025
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