Splitting Logs

The process by which one sharts themself while wearing a thong, thus "splitting" the feces in half.

The girl had to leave the party early due to "splitting logs" in her pants.

by shart master flex January 2, 2010

flog the log

Rub the grub, tug the slug, whack the weiner, strangle the one-eyed python, embrace the unemployed.

There was no chicks at the party so I went home to flog the log.

by Brad June 5, 2004

Meat logging

When two erect males gently touch tips as they both take turn in stroking both penises at one time

Ryan and Mitch are meat logging they cant get enough of that sweet motion

by black panther 52 November 13, 2014

captain's log

What Spock found floating in the toilet.

Captain's Log: Stardate 3423:87

Spock advised me that I need more fiber in my diet.

by Tubular Bells April 17, 2011

Log Cabin

The act of four people performing one continuous 69 in a square position.

Pat: After this double date do you want to come back and build a log cabin on the living room floor?

Bob: hell yeah I call second level!

by Billk August 31, 2012

lobby log

When traveling with your wife and staying in a hotel, the man is not allowed to shit in the hotel room bathroom. This international law applies even if she is not in the room at the time the man does his bidness.

Marrie: Herbie, I came back from my spa appointment and was fouled by what I thought to be a crowd clearer. I did some deuce diligence to learn that you capped in our hotel room toilet.

Herbie: Sorry babe. I went to drop off my lobby log downstairs, but they were cleaning the lobby bathrooms. Couldn't hold after 3 cups of coffee.

by the comand'r May 28, 2023

log carrier

A character generally only seen walking around behind the main action in an ensemble cast show, but who occasionally gets out of line and tries to be part of the main action. A term derived from the show Lost, which may be applied to any character or person who would be better off returning to his or her menial task (such as log carrying) and leaving the important work to the pros.

– “What were the names of those people on Lost who suddenly appeared for two crappy episodes and then got killed off right away?
- “I don’t know- they were log carriers! Who cares?”

by Jayne and James January 11, 2009