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ya mum a hoe

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a sentence you'd say to some annoying ass pubescent boy who won't leave you alone
person 1: oi
person 2: yeah?
person 1: guess what
person 2: what?
person 1: YA MUM A HOE!
by thefattestass101 April 27, 2022
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throwing pearls at a swine. someone who tries to change a hoe who cant be changed or wont.
that guys a captain save a hoe, a rich client of a prostitute
by pinhe_ad December 23, 2023
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National Slap a Hoe Day

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January 8th is National Slap a hoe day. Slap that one person that gets on your everlasting nerves
person: Hey, it’s january 8th
hoe: ok??
person: you know what that mean…
hoe: oh shit its National Slap a Hoe Day
by rawrtastical January 8, 2024
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A Gerbil Hoe

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A bottom that only eats edamame, seaweed and popcorn.
Aldo, "Mannie only eats popcorn, edemame, seaweed and dick."

Tiff, "Omg I know right he's such a gerbil hoe!"
by Wolfany May 17, 2017
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A dumb hoe

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Someone who don't make any sense and says dumb stuff like "i can feel cringe down my back" but is also a hoe.
by Mr.doctorproffesorparadox December 21, 2017
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