cell flow

An imaginary form of measurement used by telephone companies trying to determine how much data is being passed across the network on DSL. There is absolutely no conversion from "cells" to, say, kilobytes, and the amount of cell flow may vary depending on what kind of DSLAM your service is coming through. Tech support will generally use this as a be-all end-all for how good your connection is. For example, if there's a lot of cell flow they may think you're either downloading a lot of pr0n, you have a virus, or there's nothing wrong at all. If there's only a trickle of cell flow, they may think you have a firewall, you're not at home browsing actively, there's a problem, or there's nothing wrong at all.

Customer: I can't bring up any web pages.
Tech Support: Really? I see a ton of cell flow. Maybe you've got a virus.

by jazzsequence March 1, 2005

Celling Fan

When you insert your penis into a woman's vagina and proceed to spin her around on said penis. This takes some practice and requires precision timing.

It was so hot out I totally celling fanned that bitch.

by Tyler Blance June 16, 2008

cell phone

A device which rings when you least expect it.

I was in sleeping when my cellphone started ringing.

by Samir February 16, 2005

Red Cell

An elite unit that would conduct controlled assaults on American bases to test their security and ability to defend themselves against terrorist threats. Founded under the control of Richard Marcinko, who founded SEAL Team 6 as well, this unit was later decommissioned due to complaints that the operations conducted by Red Cell were too rough and out of control of officers in charge of the military bases. Red Cell played a little too dirty for their likings. Let's hope that real terrorists play nice enough for them so they can be prepared to deal with it.

Red Cell just took down an American base. Shows how good our security is.

by Wannabe Frogman October 14, 2006

cell-tard

A person so insecure that the cannot function in life without having a cell phone attached to their ear. Typically, a younger person.

Look at that group of cell-tards walking down the street!

by RW321 August 17, 2008

riley's cell

a ghetto none-flipping cell phone made my nokia and says cingular on it still even though its now known as at&t

riley's cell phone is like
a cell phone that a lonely old lady with a lot of cats would have

by riley:) February 27, 2009

Cell phone

A life line for teens

"UGH, I'M AT OUT OF MINUTES ON MY CELL! I'LL HAVE TO MY HOUSE PHOOOONE!"

Then stop using you're god damned cell phone so effin' much.

by FemaleKyo December 9, 2008