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Potato

a thing that all must hail to for this is a god
Man: Look! It's potato!
Bobby: All Hail Potato!
by Temmie66667 April 15, 2020
mugGet the Potatomug.

Potato

Potato is what someone says when they try to be random because they are under the belief that by being random they instantly and unarguably become cooler and funnier. This is about as wrong as the entire 2016 election.
Teacher: 3xa-2=1. What is a?
Student: Uh haha, potato!
Teacher: Fuck off Harry, this is why your parents are divorced!
mugGet the Potatomug.

Potato

Eat a person, they die, eat a potato, it dies
Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die
by CrakHed57 November 23, 2020
mugGet the Potatomug.

Potato

A legendary item under the power of god.
Person1: Hi
Person2: Potato.
by OP potato April 11, 2020
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Potato

Silly colored edible thing, prolly a fruit or a vegetable. No one will ever know

Might even be a silly little robot
Again, just a potato

Generally potatos are for satisfying hunger and not for silly things like decoration, car keys (why would you?) used as a placeholder for calling a person cute

Usually a terrible quality objects
My computer is so bad… it runs like a “Potato”

Hey bro wanna eat a “Potato”

Why is that robot looking at me funny? It must be a “Potato”
by PotatoTheProot May 11, 2022
mugGet the Potatomug.

Potato

A potato is a thick ass starch that loves to be sucked on and has eyes all over it
Damn I lite that potato
by Killerwhale$34 November 8, 2019
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potato

me
what's a potato ? "me"
by remmus23 March 23, 2017
mugGet the potatomug.

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