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you just wasted a few seconds reading this
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by anonymous June 11, 2025
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FEW

Future Ex Wife. Often used to describe the woman in a marriage which is clearly heading for divorce in the future. E.g.
A gold-digging female who marries a man only so she can divorce him. A marriage where the couple has nothing in common and different values. A woman who marries a man who cannot sustain a relationship. Being married to someone who is known to be toxic or caused huge divisions between friends and family, when family is very important to the man.
For example Meghan Markle is Harry’s FEW (Future Ex Wife)
That is his FEW.

Has he introduced you to his FEW yet?
We went out to dinner with him and his FEW.
(After the divorce) well we always knew she was your FEW, now she’s an ex.
by Andie Sachs April 26, 2024
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gimme a few

Basically "gimme a few minutes". Can also be said as "give me a few"
🗣Could you sent it here?
💬Sure. Just gimme a few
by Samthequeer May 8, 2023
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few

usually 5 or more, as opposed to 2-4 often referred to as "couple".
I have a few things I want to tell you.
by The Goat of FC September 1, 2023
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few pints

Going out for a quiet night and end up absolutely twisted.
Ah lads we just going out for a few pints tonight. "Proceeds to go black out."
by Mr Pintman June 29, 2023
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basically means "youre bad at pretending to be depressed" and "we can literally tell"
Emo dude mid argument: You dont know what ive been through
Other guy idk: man youre acting like a sad song with a few wrong notes
by Uh What July 1, 2021
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