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face-hug from a clam

Performing oral sex on an unclean female. Originated in early 2005, in Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada.
"All he wanted was a nice kiss, but he ended up getting a face-hug from a clam."
by Logan E. September 8, 2006
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Take a Blunt to the Face

To take an entire blunt down by yourself. The guy who says it's just a really hard blunt hit is a dipshit.

Usually called facing the blunt. Assuming it's a halfway decent L (mids or better, .8+) will get you pretty fucked up (higher than the typical smoker will usually get on an average evening). Also, smoking with others means you can take shotgun hits, which get you real fucked up real fast.

Blunts themselves are the best way to smoke mids or lower grade BC (beaster), but for better BC or headies you want a nice piece. The combination of weed and tobacco make for a good stoned feeling, but really fiery shit gives you energy, and you don't want tobacco combining with that, making you feel weird.
I rolled up an L last night but my boys didn't wanna smoke, so I faced that fucker. I don't normally take a blunt to the face, but it felt right.
by kickflipthecat March 25, 2009
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put a smile on his face

To put a smile on his face means to give a guy a blowjob and cumgasm.
Matt wants me to put a smile on his face - so I will!
by USAF Cadet January 31, 2021
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Take a Blunt to the Face

To hit a blunt so hard you get so stoned and dont know what the fuck you are doing
I wanted to take my lunch break and take a blunt to the face but i got fired cuz when i did i came back in and i was so high i couldnt do shit
by Da Plague (James) February 28, 2008
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a slap in the face

(n.) A situation where a mighty powers' will has been denied.
Germanys' re-armament was a slap in the face for the Treaty of Versaille members, although they chose to do nothing about it.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 14, 2004
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a shot to the face

When drinking Jameson whiskey with friends tell them to be like Jenna Jameson and take a shot to the face
by Steven aka Goldie March 30, 2009
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