The guy you'll find in a public who's everything but subtle about his presence and appearance; oftentimes (yet strangely) is accompanied by hot women. However, as much as he'd like to think the world revolves around him, the reality is that most see him as a complete fool.
Dude, I thought you said this new club was going to be douche bag-free? There's a big group of 'em standing by the dance floor sippin' on martinis. Gosh chuckles, they never cease to amuse me.
by B2daG December 23, 2010

A feminine product used for cleaning out the female vagina.
Also slang that means something closely related to asshole or shitface.
Also slang that means something closely related to asshole or shitface.
by tookis April 5, 2010

a man of great intelligence with a weird obsession with the color purple. he goes by several different aliases and usually roles with a butt buddy at all times. known to suck the life out of a room and offend women with the slightest of ease.
by pooder =) May 21, 2009

by toypit April 18, 2022

I was thinking of shopping for a car at West End Auto. No! don't do that, David Ashworth is a Douche-Bag.
by worksuckstoday69 June 14, 2017

A Douche Bag is typically a person that takes selfies in the mirror with their shirts off, while biting their lip. Their bio usually includes something to do with marijuana, and "bitches". They also think they can get any girl, while talking shit on them. If you have any of the
Douche bag #1- Yo you see that bitch right their? Yeah i bet I could fuck her
Everyone else- Yeah haha..ha... you sure? You take selfies in the mirror with your shirt off smoking weed.
Everyone else- Yeah haha..ha... you sure? You take selfies in the mirror with your shirt off smoking weed.
by JakobeThatIsWhite October 14, 2014

one who thinks they are the shit. wen in fact they are just shit. very likely to be of a wog or hispanic background. but not necessarily. many an australian people have become douche bags.
liam martin, tim cullen are examples of australian douche bags.
there are too many european douche bags to list
there are too many european douche bags to list
by osulllivan October 8, 2006
