500 cigarettes

What two aliens said after smoking a cigarette

Alien 1: "We must have more"

*Alien 2 presses button*

Alien 2: "500 cigarettes."

*console summons 463 cigarettes.*

by Yaitzjacob September 17, 2025

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500 black men for 2 pounds

Its a great deal

Me: You you buying the 500 black men for 2 pound
500 black men for 2 pounds: Aw man
Them: well Im sorry but ts is a good deal

by Noellle 694206767 November 15, 2025

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The game with over 500 unique champions

And 8 unique dungeon bosses. Welcome to raid shadows legends. This is a dark fantasy, rpg, tower fighting game, where you're not limited to just making your character better by building them, but also learning. With 8.8k people playing daily and a total count of 10.8 MILLION players, you can assure yourself that this is THE game to play.

You, this game is the game with over 500 unique champions, isn't that crazy.

by Not Alastor The Monk July 10, 2024

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Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Has Intelligence Quotient Of 500

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

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Shmegma 500

The Shmegma 500 is the worlds biggest Shmegma race.

“ Hey you guys down to go to the Shmegma 500 this year? I hear there will be a huge turn out”

by Lin ling July 24, 2023

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the Philadelphia 500

Philadelphia 500 is something for members of the “community” to be proud proud of .

The Philadelphia 500 is a sad day for this great city when the homicide rate has peaked at an all-time high of 500

The one thing that “those people “sure know how to do well is kill each other by shooting indiscriminately with little to no regard for life.

yo-yo yo, we’re gonna party like it’s 1999 y’all The Philadelphia 500 in effect

by Pro stock November 25, 2021

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