50 Cent

A foney little cock that thinks he got shot 9 times.

Yeah what ever mate, more like YOU shot YOURSELF 9 times, to make out that your oh so very hard and cool.

Apparently, he owns a gay club called G-UNIT (GAYS - UNIT(ed))

Young Buck (His Boyfreind): "Oooohhh, me and fiddy went to blast some gangstas with our 48 calliber gats. Oh, and we stopped by at a hotel to sleep for the night, nothing happened though."

Fat Joe: Anyone got another beef burger, im hungry.

Lloyd Banks: Fiddddy, please dont leave me, I want to bum you!

50: But I love Fat Joe!

Fat Joe: ROck oN!

by Prince of Luke August 15, 2005

50 Cent

A rapper who really sucks. Stays workin out and gettin steroided up.

"I love you like a fat kid loves cake"

by bigballin221 August 17, 2005

50 Cent

the worst fuckin rapper of all time he fuckin sucks and he needs to get his bitchass off the fuckin radio and off the scence that bitchass motherfucker your GAY!

fuck a nigga named 50 cents u aint nothing but 2 quarters we made change out of your bitch ass nigga!

by 50 cents December 12, 2005

50 Cent

An artist whose worth is significantly less than that of his name. Also: A man shot one time too few.

See sell-out, untalented, wanna-be

Frank: I just bought 50 cent's new record, and I am so friggin gansta yo. i gonna up this to my g-hetto ipod after hoppin in my new blingin Beamer my mom bought me.

by spoon bender January 09, 2006

50 Cent

He's not the best rapper, but he's a fuckin businessman and u cant deny that hes got his name on clothes, shoes, a book, a movie, a video game, watches by jacob, even fucking water.

Only 50 cent can:
A: Get shot 9 times and not shoot back
B: Claim to be the "King of New York" but lives in Conneticuit

by Ranger Rimjob February 24, 2006

50 Cent

some nigga who used to rhyme tight then turned gay.

50 cent is really gay now

by recemteri September 28, 2005

50 Cent

An English Shakespearian actor hired by the US Government to become a media pawn, his primary purpose being to influence a new generation of crack dealers in the ghetto. Ultimately, the so called 'rapper' 50 Cent was meant to further keep the black man down.

50 Cent's first album is entitled 'Get Rich Or Die Trying'. That is his message.

by Half-Serious June 15, 2006