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June 13th, 2004

The day that the Olsen-Twins become legal.
Wow! June 13th is when I can finally admit to wanting to bang the Olsen Twins!
by pseudonym. May 8, 2004
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July the 13th

The baddest bitch was born on July 13th. She/he is the hottest person you will ever meet in your life. Dont ever take them for granted cause they crazy bitches and will not hesitate to stab you to death.
"Oh yeah I know a girl born on July the 13th, she's hot asf. She could get some tbh."
by Løwkeyy.køtabear November 4, 2019
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July 13th

This day you can be a boy and wear a crop top without anyone judging you.

-Hey dude why are you wearing a crop top?
-Cause it's July 13th!
by Your_yaoi_luver December 9, 2019
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April 13th

April 13 is the date when Homestuck was created and put up on the internet by Andrew Hussie No it isn't National Sexual day or National grab an ass day, no fucking world leader is going to announce that shit, and for sure no fucking authority figure is going to be like, "Oh yeah, even though she didn't like you touching her ass, I'll allow it because its National grab an ass day" so stop with the sexual harassment shit.
However, unlike this bullshit, Homestuck is celebrated by a bunch of weebs and nerds who read it. There have been 10 whole years celebrated since Homestuck was up. It is also the characters John Egbert and Jane Crocker's birthdays. This years April 13th was a bit big, leaking into other people's life.
16 year old sex offender:Hey, have you heard, its April 13th today.

Homestuck: Yeah, its John Egberts birthday today. That's why I also want to buy grey face paint.

16 year old sex offender: Who's that, I thought it was grab an ass day and finger someone day, so that's why last year I grabbed that 13 year olds ass and finger my girlfriend while she slept.

Homestuck: You need mental help.
by utweetusdeletus53 October 18, 2019
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January 13th

If you are born on this day you have a giant penis no one exceptions.
Person 1: What day were you born on?
Person 2: January 13th
Person 1: Oh damn you must have massive a penis
by 134689)6 December 27, 2019
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Friday the 13th

said to be an ''UNLUCKY'' day for many people.

The reason they say its unlucky is because in the middle ages there were theese ''templars'' which were bad for some countries good for most. the templars died a friday wich happened to be the 13th.
Swedish Frank: OMG its ''friday the 13th'' today!!!

Belgian Bob: ahh, who cares those templars died ages ago!
by vexxart April 26, 2011
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November 13th

National give a girl your hoodie day even if she already has some and even if you hate the girl.
Girl: can I have your hoodie

Boy:you already have one Abby

Girl: yeah but it’s november 13th
by Syhgfjkiytewdffvvbbjioppppp November 12, 2019
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