status fucker

someone who only believes in dating someone that has money, a nice car and is willing to spend it on the status fucker

She is a status fucker because she only dates men with professional jobs and money.

by Ashley Owens March 31, 2008

Ronaldo Statue

A statue made of soccer player Cristiano Ronaldo that came out looking like a deformed David Beckham.

"You are so ugly, you look like a Ronaldo Statue."

by Herban Dicktionary April 1, 2017

Alba Status

The name given to someone who is drop dead gorgeous.

Gabe: Wow, have you seen Stephanie?
Ben: Yeah, she is so Alba Status.

by Rydel92 October 22, 2008

Statue of Liberty

A symbol of American power and freedom. Ironically, the statue was a gift to the Americans by the FRENCH.

Most Americans who diss the French need to start checking their history books and their culture to see if they are being hypocritical.

by AYB May 11, 2003

status bang

A status bang is when you have sex with a man or woman purely because of their power. It is strictly about how powerful they are and even if they look like Margaret Thatcher it is acceptable.

"Bob: Would you bang Margaret Thatcher?

Rob: Yea that's a legit status bang."

by Bark Bobber May 6, 2010

mushroom status

This is the plight occasionally experienced by lower-level college administrators such as department or division chairs in which they are on a short leash as to what they can do, are regularly given a ration of shit, and are kept in the dark.

No budget, no instructions, no discretion or wiggle room; Bill has been consigned to mushroom status and regular Friday afternoon meetings.

by Duckbutt September 23, 2005

16 status

16 status means haveing game in multiple ways..

My game is like 16 status i can have any of these bitches...

by regardless devon victory July 17, 2009