Glory Dump

A Glory Dump MUST contain all of the following:
1. A large massive terd
2. Basically just fall out of your ass as soon as you sit down. No more than 3 seconds
3. This terd does not require more than one wipe and it is as clean as can be
4. You are left with such a feeling of euphoria a large grin is all that can happen
Today my day ended with the most perfect Glory Dump.
by Jeremy Holt March 26, 2009
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Perfect Dump

When you sit down on the toilet expecting the worst when what really happens is a smooth and fartless masterpiece which dives into the water like an olympic swimmer on the high dive. you go to wipe to discover that you dont have to.

very rare occurance.
Jack: Man, i just had a Perfect Dump
Jill: WOW! how did it feel?

Jack: it was a masterpiece, i didnt even have to WIPE!!!
by lespaul166 July 11, 2011
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Dump the Glock

To fire a handgun or more specifically a Glock, often with the intention of harming another person by firing all of the ammunition in the magazine until no more ammunition is remaining, thus "Dumping the Glock".
Pooh Shiesty: "Dump the Glock show me it work or somthin"
by OGLAVACAKES January 25, 2023
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Humpty dump

A man keeps humping his dates today he gets them all Jeezy and runs around with his underwear off
by Kingofdick November 06, 2019
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Weed dump

A poop that smells strongly of marijuana from eating cannabis edibles the day before.
Rebecca took a weed dump that made the whole office smell like a Grateful Dead concert.
by PedroOnFire May 31, 2020
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Hollywood Dump

When one furnishes the toilet seat with loo roll prior to being seated. A matter of hygiene.
I was forced to take a Hollywood dump due to the state of the toilets!
by Sleepless_Nights June 10, 2017
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