Zoom Toobin

When you get caught jerking off on a zoom call.

He totally got caught Zoom Toobin while he was on a work meeting.

by Digglers dozen October 19, 2020

Zoom Suit

When you have nothing on from the waste down while attending an online zoom meeting. You could be wearing a button up with a tie for instance and have your balls dangling. All good though. The camera can’t see it and you look classy and dialed in as far as the viewers are concerned

Man....these zoom meetings are getting old. Thank god I just go with the zoom suit. Makes the whole work day a lot more tolerable.

by Z rocket May 19, 2021

Zoom University

Because of the COVID pandemic in 2020, all schools switched over to a business meeting app called "Zoom" to teach. Note that the app also lets you turn off your camera, microphone, and 90% of the time the teacher doesn't give a shit what you're doing anyways. This was CLEARLY a great idea.

Grandma: How was school, sonny?
Graduate: I'm glad I learned nothing this year on Zoom University!

by I'm better off Dead September 14, 2020

Zoom Shits

The immediate urge to take a massive shit the minute your zoom lecture starts. This phenomenon may occur early, keeping you from attending class because of your shitting.

I can’t believe i missed my philosophies lecture today because i got the Zoom Shits

by TangSlave September 17, 2020

Zoom Thugging

Thugging is a term used on the internet to describe trolling on Zoom or any online tool like Zoom using explicit material like gore, porn or anything in that category.
It is usually encouraged and done by groups that call themselves thugs.

Popular people used in thugging are: Ronnie Mcnutt, Dreamybull and Naked barber.

Person 1: im finna do some zoom thugging with this meeting, lemme send the link
Others in call (usually more than 10 people): Alright bet when do we start?

by nowayitsagirl December 8, 2022

zoom out

look at the bigger picture. a wider perspective is needed - it's currently too narrow

nevermind the technology we're going to use. zoom out - what is this piece going to say?

by cameraman mario May 23, 2001

Pinch and Zoom

When you take a shit of catastrophic proportions (clog the john, splash the walls, destroy the ozone, etc.) at a public place (friend's house, mother-in-law, church, etc.) and you have to make a hasty getaway before anyone calls you out.

I was at my boss' house last night and I had a bad case of diarrhea so i just had to Pinch and Zoom.

by VMSTRETCH June 1, 2011