Picasso Shits

When you have a powerful poo that explodes out of your anus with so much might, that it paints what looks to be a Picasso inside of the toilet bowl.
After all that No’s Pizza last night I woke up this morning and painted a crazy Picasso in the toilet.”

“My stomach was killing me this morning so I went to the bathroom and had crazy Picasso Shits.”
by Picassopoo April 21, 2020
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when he shit

When he be shitting.
Person 1: Is Person 3 in the toilet?
Person 2: Yeah, he ate Taco Bell.
Person 1: Well when he shit, it ain't gonna be good.
by OoftheDoof! September 07, 2020
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When you are having a conversation with someone that continuously charges the topic to avoid the conversation.
Person 1: So please provide some evidence that can only work on a Flat Earth and wouldn't work on Globe Earth.
Person 2: ...You don't know what Dark Matter is!
Person 1: Talking to you is like a mad dog shitting razor blades! I'm out
by WozInOz May 10, 2024
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Shit through a strainer

An extremely runny, liquidy shit or series of shits that could completely pass through a strainer; diarrhea.
I could eat that all day, but does it ever make me shit through a strainer.
by Theginger_binger October 27, 2018
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NS (not shit)

Greyson (Text Message): To kim- WYD
KIM (reply): Ns (not shit)
by crystalwaters0110 January 23, 2023
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Shit truck

A person lacking common sense, strength, wit, intelligence or a just a piece of shit.I
Did you see that shit truck get kicked out of the Taco Bell?
by Daddy "Icky" Matt September 26, 2022
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shitting a lasagna

When your poop is not a sausage, but more or less diarrhea.
Then you shit, wipe, shit, wipe, and so on because you always have to shit again after a wipe.
Man, yesterday I had so much diarrhea, I was shitting a lasagna.
by FritzFantom September 28, 2022
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