National Shit on the Ceiling Hour

National Shit on the Ceiling Hour occurs every 100 years on December 28th. This holiday event starts on 8:30 pm, and continues until 9:30 pm. The next National Shit on the Ceiling Hour occurs this December. It’s truly a miracle that we will be around to witness it’s full beauty.

Sally: “Ugh, 2020 has been the worse...”
John: “Don’t worry, National Shit on the Ceiling Hour is coming up!”
Sally: “Oh my god, you’re right!! I’m so excited!”

by Big quivering sweaty armpit September 9, 2020

Cat Shit

why the hell does it smell so badly? it smells like nuclear poop

Him: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SMELL?
Me: its my cat shit
him: I THOUGHT IT WAS THE STOVE PASSING GAS

by Wobort May 23, 2022

Fish and Shits

When you are finger-blasting both a woman (fish) and a man (shits) simultaneously

Had a great Toby Carvery with Mark and Angela, and then took them both home for Fish and Shits

by Novy3946 August 30, 2025

shit

1: poop, or feces

2: realisation

1: i took a fat shit last night
2: shit, i left the oven on

by morting March 17, 2025

Shit

shit is a word for things like taking a poop or saying "aw shit" when you step on dog poop or cat poop

Bob: AW SHIT I STEPPED ON DOG SHIT
Rick: no worries we can clean up the shit on your shoes
Bob: Thanks

by gdcolo7 September 8, 2022

Type shit

Used to agree to something or with someone

"Hey, One Piece is a fire anime"
"type shit"

by dracobucciarati April 10, 2024

Coat shit

When you have to take a shit so bad, you don't even have time to take your coat off.

Maggie and I went out for froyo, when I got home I ran inside to take a coat shit

by Kc021 April 25, 2015