Makin' shit

Simply put, eating. This act inevitably leads to the production of shit.

person 1- "I'm starving man"
person 2-"Me too, I feel like makin' shit"

by Mad Mike the manic October 25, 2010

Shit crib

When playing cribbage, a crib that contains no points is called a "shit crib".

I can't believe there are no points in my crib: I got a shit crib.

by Natybumpo March 27, 2024

Baby-shitting

the post-anal cum dump

I met up with Todd last night. You know, "The Ass Blaster"? Let's just say he left me baby-shitting.

by PlinkDinky September 21, 2022

Shit

A curse word for poop, commonly used to talk down to others.

You are such a piece of shit.

by cerealinspiresme14 April 11, 2017

shit punch

shit punch: Losing a piece of one's mind, and literally shitting in your hand to punch someone in the face with said shit.

Larry shit punched his wife for nagging him incessantly about something she could have done instead of nagging him for 20 years.

by Trayniac May 1, 2016

Hero Shit

Proving your worth to the gods.

Hey, it's time to go do some hero shit.

by Intifan January 2, 2021

Shit pasting

The act of using fecal matter as a glue like substance for crafting.

Grandma jane and I were Shit pasting a nice new bird house for the yard yesterday when i visited.

by Lemureslayer November 23, 2020