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National Bang Your Homie Day

National Bang Your Homie Day is a purported event where individuals engage in sexual activities with their best friend(s), regardless of the nature of the encounter, be it oral or anal sex. The premise suggests that such acts are exempt from being labeled as homosexual due to the occasion being recognized as National Bang Your Homie Day. However, it's important to note that this notion perpetuates harmful stereotypes and disregards the complexities of sexual orientation and consent. This national event occurs on March 11th every year.
Yo bro did you know its March 11th?

Whats on March 11th?

Bro its National Bang Your Homie Day!

What's that?

Where we can have sex and it wouldn't be gay since its National Bang Your Homie Day!

Fuck yes, my love! I can't wait to have you deep in my guts with your deep strokes..

Yes, baby. I've been wanting to get into that tight bootyhole for a long time. Come on, lets get into that bedroom.

*2 years later, They are dating*

The End
by nunya BUISNESS 💯 March 9, 2024
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making love to your food

Refers to when someone will constantly moan with food in their mouth in ecstasy of the flavor
Person A: " Dude are you eating your food or making love to your food?"

Person B: "Not trying to it just tastes so freaking good I can't help myself"
by r0se.x. January 9, 2023
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Your Mom

Usually a fat, stupid, ugly ogre that is commonly used as a insult.
Guy 1: Your so stupid and ugly
Guy 2: No your mom
by Walrus0353 July 11, 2021
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give me your game card

when you see and want to be like someone who is doing way better in life than you
*ana has good grades, a loyal bf, and is rich*
tori: give me your game card bitch
ana: what does that mean?
tori: i love your lifestyle & i wanna be like you !
by tsisntreal December 17, 2023
mugGet the give me your game cardmug.

flair your mum

Bending your mother to look like a scooter then perform a flair
by BenefitsBenedict October 2, 2019
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put your head out of the stand!

Please start to pay attention to the surrounding around you!
I think you are gonna have to put your head out of the stand!—Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald (2018)
by jilijili December 19, 2018
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<Your Name Here>

<Your Name Here> is legitimately the coolest person I will ever meet. <Your Name Here> is so brilliant I could write a copypasta about <Your Name Here>
I love <Your Name Here>! -everyone
by Duct47 November 8, 2023
mugGet the <Your Name Here>mug.

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