Valentine's day denier

A person who is single on valentine's day and complains about it on twitter all day. They often claim that valentine's day is just a way for chocolate and greeting card companies to get money, not knowing that the practice has been around for 600 years. Because of their attitude, they will remain single the rest of their lives.

J: so how's it going for k?
B: not well, he's posting stuff about how valentine's day is a Hallmark holiday because he's single.
J: sounds like a Valentine's day denier.

by Local_eldritch_gryphon May 22, 2021

National send nudes day

April 18th is the day you send nudes to someone you feel comfortable with.

Some people you could send nudes to would be your boyfriend, girlfriend, best friend, side hoe, or even someone you have a thing with.

Person 1: Happy National Send Nudes Day!

*sends nudes to Person 2*

Person 2: Awww, you made my day! Happy National Send Nudes Day to you too!

*sends nudes to Person 1*

by Thebigboy43 May 2, 2020

National Beat A Redhead Day

September 7th is National Beat A Redhead Day

“Make sure to beat that redhead on September 7th.”
“Why?”
“It’s National Beat A Redhead Day.”

by WilliamAftonKinnie March 3, 2025

Grab Ass Day

April 13th every year.

Dam that chick's ass is fine

Grab it man, its grab ass day

by Danathan the Vast March 12, 2020

national text your girlfriend back day

a national day which is celebrated by your girlfriend texting you back. originating in Ancient China, the eskimos believed in spirits that will posses those who do not stick to their commitments (ie: texting back u stupid fucking diabetes dead pancreas headass)

lisa : cheyenne it’s national text your girlfriend back day

cheyenne : Read 8:23 pm

by lisa277 October 15, 2019

Raye Penber Appreciation Day

December 31st is Raye Penber (The Character from Death Note) Appreciation Day! We all do something to show our love for best boy!

Person A: What day is it?
Person B: December 31st, Raye Penber Appreciation Day!

by anonymous April 30, 2021

psycho awareness day

this happens on October 17, it’s a day to raise awareness for all the psychos in the world

Person 1: Hey, did you know it’s psycho awareness day?
Person 2: No i didn’t

Person 1: They created this day because most psychos were born in October
Person 2: That is very creepy

by aisuegbek October 13, 2019