ASS GRAVITY
(ass)
noun NORTH AMERICAN vulgar slang
noun: ass;
-a person's buttocks.
-women regarded as a source of sexual gratification.
(Grav•i·ty)
noun: gravity
PHYSICS
-the force that attracts a body toward the center of the earth, or toward any other physical body having mass.
(ASS GRAVITY)
Noun
Psychology/Sexuality
-the intense, unavoidable and irresistible attraction of ones eyes towards a particularly amazing booty, esp when paired with yoga pants or other form fitting clothing. Like actual physics, smaller bodies (eyes) are drawn to larger ones (booty), much like a pair of comets to Jupiter.
See also: #whitedwarf (small, white, still well rounded), #redgiant (of the larger red head variety)
(ass)
noun NORTH AMERICAN vulgar slang
noun: ass;
-a person's buttocks.
-women regarded as a source of sexual gratification.
(Grav•i·ty)
noun: gravity
PHYSICS
-the force that attracts a body toward the center of the earth, or toward any other physical body having mass.
(ASS GRAVITY)
Noun
Psychology/Sexuality
-the intense, unavoidable and irresistible attraction of ones eyes towards a particularly amazing booty, esp when paired with yoga pants or other form fitting clothing. Like actual physics, smaller bodies (eyes) are drawn to larger ones (booty), much like a pair of comets to Jupiter.
See also: #whitedwarf (small, white, still well rounded), #redgiant (of the larger red head variety)
Wife: “why are you staring at her ass?!?”
Me: “I’m not. Her Ass Gravity just brought my eyes into orbit.”
GF: “Slow down! You’re going to quick”
Me (from behind): “Sorry. It’s just that your Ass Gravity makes for a quick re-entry”
Me: “I’m not. Her Ass Gravity just brought my eyes into orbit.”
GF: “Slow down! You’re going to quick”
Me (from behind): “Sorry. It’s just that your Ass Gravity makes for a quick re-entry”
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When someone is a dumb cunt.
by Lil' tthick69 May 13, 2018
Get the Bitch ass mug.A person who sits long periods of time on their ass causing it to widen and become platform like. It will take shape of the seat of the chair. More likely a fat person on welfare who has no life.
Jerry points out to his son Tom and says "Look at your mom sitting in the chair on the computer all day, I think she's developing Planter's Ass. "
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