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shit remission

Shit remission: medical term. When you have to take a giant shit but you have to hold it for so long that the density of the shit becomes greater than the carbon of a dead star. This results in shit remission, a state where the shitter no longer feels the urge to shit. Eventually the shitter forces it out, often times naturally, and then they regain the normal function of the bowels.
“Man I had to take a shit but it’s just gone now. what happened?”
“Oh dude you just got shit remission. You’ll be fine.”
by The Texan Pennsylvanian April 16, 2023
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Shits going to get tasty

When an event or something is going to reach an exciting climax.
Lad 1: Hey you watching the game
Lad A: Yeah this Shits going to get tasty
Lad 1: I know i cant wait
by Winning Guy April 29, 2011
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This is the shit

A lot of weird definitions here but what it actually means is people in prison sneak weed up there ass so there homies in there can smoke. And it smells like shit. So while smoking and passing they tell there homies hit this…. This is the shit.

And know I’m not kidding it’s a California prison slang word
Hit this weed homeboy this is the shit.
by Me 1000000001 August 21, 2022
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Shit Pug

Shit Pug is when a bitch shits in her hand and starts punching your face in, along with the brown shit all over your face, you are now supposed to resemble a pug
Bro my face hurts so damn much

why?

I told my butch to do a Shit Pug on me

Bro you are so fucking weird and kinky

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Shit eyeing

I can see Christie and Chloe shit eyeing me whenever I talk.
by Bedazzledvag November 6, 2019
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The La Veta Cabin Shit Incident

Everyone ate undercooked chicken. All bathrooms were in use. Pants were shitted in.
Do you remember the La Veta Cabin Shit Incident?

Oh yeah, I do remember
by Florbenschtein December 14, 2020
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Bloody shit

It means like scared and like afraid
Sam:omg the cops are coming

Xavier:bloody shit
by Chrris February 14, 2021
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