3Am shit

3Am is the hour of writers, painters, poets, musicians, silence seekers. Overthinkers and creative people. We often come up whit straight up shit ideas but since nobody’s awake, nobody can stop us...
Amanda: when did you come up with this weird theory of the earth being upside down?

Me: ah it’s just some 3Am shit

Damon: omg when did you you cover your car in stickers?
Me: ah it’s just 3Am shit
by Josiedafuq July 24, 2019
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Cap shit

Word used to describe someone who's bullshitting
" This mufucka really on sum cap shit right now!"
by Big Al-San November 11, 2021
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Eat, shit and die.

The three things everyone has to do.
Eat, shit and die.
Eat, shit and die?
Eat, shit and die!
by Gord0 the Great February 19, 2023
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Purple tater shit

A term used to call someone who is usually lazy, stupid, awkward, and annoying af.
Hey has Pedro tried to talk to you today?! He is beind a total purple tater shit!!
by Purple is my favorite color December 29, 2017
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Dumb Shit

The kind of shit you do on a daily basis that leads you to finding this definition in the first place. It usually involves an action that can be described as completely frivolous and fucking retarded, or to the common man, stupid shit. It can also be used to describe someone who is equally fucking retarded and needs confirmation that the party isn't starting at 6 AM when someone tells them it starts at 6:00. A better term to call someone in this case is "obtuse dunderfuck".
"Hey I'm gonna go out tonight and vandalize the school! Wanna come with me?"

"No fuckass, I'm not doing any dumb shit like that."
by inscrutable_Idiot August 17, 2019
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