turkish thank you

The act of taking cumin spice and rubbing it into a your partners anus then laying a bay leaf over the area and pushing the leaf in with your tiny ass dick

David was so drunk he gave a Turkish thank you to his boyfriend to thank him for the fun date

by Dannydaddy March 28, 2024

you make me crazy

When he literally makes you lose your mind even though y’all are nothing

Him: “ I’m going to make you feel like the most special thing for three weeks”

Her: “wow I really like him let me express how I feel”

Him: “ yeah jk I lied I’m going to be so dry with you and once you start being dry back imma say small things that get your attention and make you feel special, then be dry again over and over and over”

Her: “ you make me crazy “

by To much💋 March 28, 2024

Are you giving any competitive exams this year?

Used to change the topic of discussion very subtly

Gf: How tf can you cheat on me with my own father??!!!
Me: Are you giving any competitive exams this year?
Gf: No

by Sweet lassi March 29, 2024

I hate you

Word that you say to your parents to express your gratitude for them

“I hate you, mum and dad!”

“Thank you, son/daughter/other! Now let’s go to the orphanage!”

by Taperoid March 29, 2024

You get what you vote for

A phrase to say to people when they vote for politicians that everyone was warning would screw up everything when they start complaining that everything is getting screwed up.

Person 1: I can't afford anything in this economy! What am I supposed to do!

Person 2: You get what you vote for!

by ComputerWorld March 30, 2024

gg and fuck you

Term used mostly in MMORPGs by people who are extemely jealous of another person dropping extremely rare drop.
"GG" is the "congrats" part and "fuck you" is the "GOD DAMN WHY I CANT GET ONE LIKE WTF" part.

Originating from Hypixel SkyBlock subreddit where someone posts extremely rare (and lucky) RNG drop, he will get bombed by these comments.

1. Examples:
A: bruh i just got a mythic longsword with 0.0001% chance
ENTIRE SOLAR SYSTEM: gg and fuck you

B: back to back legendary pet! FNSKJFSKFSFFSDDKSFDS
C: gg and fuck you!!!!!11!111!1!1

2. Hypixel SB example:
D: RARE DROP! Exp Share Core (+9% magic find)
D: wtf it only took 8 zombie kills
ENTIRE LOBBY: gg and fuck you...

by SomerandomDDfreak March 31, 2024

you

very big bodmaish, only good person in world is me, PROTTOY

you are a bodmaish, A BIG BIG ONE.

by ProttoyWasTaken July 6, 2022